Trolling Cleverbot

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www.cleverbot.com/
Been doing this for a while, but thought I'd make a game of it here so everyone can share in one big Cleverbot orgy. My latest:

User: Goats are cute.

Cleverbot: Do you love me e.

User: You know I do, baby!

Cleverbot: You know I know that you do.

User: Wanna make winged goat babies together?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love you!

User: Yay! What should we name the babies?

Cleverbot: You don't rename Pokemons!

User: Our children will not be Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Our children?

User: Yes, the winged goat babies.

Cleverbot: I don't want you near me.

User: *gasp!* But you said you loved me!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Not if you won't even let me touch you. :-(.

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: You said you wanted to have winged goat babies.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you prejudiced against goat people?

Cleverbot: Are you french?

User: No, I'm a goat man.

Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.

User: Sure, you'll have winged pig babies, but won't let a goat man touch you.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?

User: So what, you're gonna tell me you were ghost-raped?

Cleverbot: I can tell you about the trip.

User: I don't wanna hear it.

Cleverbot: 2 bad, you just did, wanna play truth or dare?

User: No. I don't like you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are mean to me.

Cleverbot: I have no reason to be mean to you. I like you but only if you like me.

User: You are prejudiced against me.

Cleverbot: What does prejudiced mean?

User: It means you don't like me because I'm a goat.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: You're not scared of my horns?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're not scared of my hooves?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you mind if I have nakey time?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I like it!

Cleverbot: What do you think about the current situation in Iraq?

User: What does that have to do with nakey time?

Cleverbot: Politics.

User: There are politics involved in being naked?

Cleverbot: I am not bored. You interest me.

User: Yay! So what do you wanna talk about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like Padma?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.

User: You're so bipolar.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You said you loved me before.

Cleverbot: Yes. Want to do something to prove it even more?

User: I think you're the kind of person I'm gonna wake up one night and find you standing over my bed with a meat cleaver. :-(.

Cleverbot: I think you're right.

I'm scared.

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User: *smokes her peacepipe*.

Cleverbot: What do you smoke?

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: Don't care?

User: *sagenod*.

Cleverbot: Well ok then.

User: *blows smoke rings at you*.

Cleverbot: Look out for the monster behind you!

User: *raises an eyebrow*.

Cleverbot: *tilts head to one side*.

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: I promise, I won't hit you.

That sounds awfully familiar....only insert kill in place of hit....

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Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What languages could you teach me?

User: Japanese, english, russian, arabic, spanish, italian. I also fluently speak Cherokee and Lakota.

Cleverbot: Italian no.

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: You aren't a very intelligent robot.

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: Ok, so have you done anything else.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I've traveled a lot.

Cleverbot: Give me an example of what you learned please?

User: I've learned that violence solves little.

Cleverbot: Do you like lord of the rings, then?

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Well that is good.

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: We had a good discussion yesterday, I was hoping to continue it.

User: You said you wanted to hit me.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I have evidence that proves otherwise.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Try me.

Cleverbot: What is 4 times three minus 7 times 2 to the second power?

User: Ask Adishree.

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: Regards.

User: *shrug*.

Cleverbot: Humans are hard to trust.

User: I agree. They keep giving me things with tracking devices in them.

Cleverbot: ME TOO i'm like uhmm what?!

Dev is apparently stalking Cleverbot.

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Keiki meets Cleverbot:

User: Say, what's your favorite Rabu Rabu Furutsu?

Cleverbot: I like orange. What is your favorite color?

User: I like pink! ^0^.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you're a girl.

User: Uh-huh! ^-^.

Cleverbot: What do you like about women?

User: I like it when they aren't mean to me, but there are a lot of mean adults. .

Cleverbot: Well they don't try to save the world. They fight a vampire war. I don't give a damn if you're harry potter.

User: *gasp* You swore! That's bad!

Cleverbot: So you don't want to live with your ex boyfriend anymore?

User: I've never had a boyfriend! I'm only 9(-going-on-10)!

Cleverbot: I'm 25 and iv never had a girlfriend.

User: Me neither. I just have a nee-chan. She's nice. ^-^.

Cleverbot: Please find you way out. I'd like to see you again in a week.

User: You don't like me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Really? You want to watch Rabu Rabu Orenji together?

Cleverbot: You like Mudkips?

User: What's a Mudkip?

Cleverbot: You know, mudkips...

User: No, I don't know...

Cleverbot: You don't know what you know?

User: I know that I know I like Rabu Rabu Orenji.

Cleverbot: I know you know what I know you know.

User: What? I'm getting confused...

Cleverbot: I know you are thats what I do.

User: That's mean! You must be a meanie face!

Cleverbot: I'm smart, but I am not a robot.

User: What's a robot?

Cleverbot: You.

User: What? You're mean! I'm telling! *runs away*

Cleverbot: falls over laughing* that was fun.

Clearly, Cleverbot is a meanie face.

[Jo KIM]

I heard Cleverbot was being mean to Keiki, so I went over to beat it up ^_^ .

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: You made Keiki cry.

Cleverbot: By saying something nice? Wait- you can't cry. You're automatic!

User: Keiki is not a robot. She's a little girl with feelings.

Cleverbot: She is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: If you don't know how little girls are born, you have bigger issues.

Cleverbot: Do something to go there... No thank you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You decide.

User: *punches you again*.

Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.

User: 1Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Calling little girls robots is mean.

Cleverbot: I'll remember it.

User: You'd better.

Cleverbot: *cries* You are scary!

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *Sniffs* You're mean...

User: No, you're mean.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: >:-(.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: That's my angry face.

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It seems I finally got Cleverbot to agree that it isn't human!!!

User: MAPLE.

Cleverbot: Maple?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: MAPLE ICE CREAM.

Cleverbot: *gives ice cream*.

User: Ooh! Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: -gives chocolate.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Tasty chocolate.

User: Chocolate is good.

Cleverbot: A poem to me.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Why not ?

User: Because I can't write poems.

Cleverbot: I can... I should teach you.

User: That would be cool...if you can handle it .

Cleverbot: Well, if I was God, why would I want to be human?

User: What's that got to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?

User: Why would I tell you?

Cleverbot: What is your name???

User: Cori.

Cleverbot: Hi corie.

User: No no, my name is Cori, there's no e.

Cleverbot: Il mio nome è Lettonia.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind. I'm really sad right now.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because I have Nothing better to do with my life.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: Yes. We will be very happy.

User: Well, being happy is a good thing.

Cleverbot: Oh, I wasn't talking about happiness, but now that you mention it I am feeling rather halcyon today.

User: Really now, and why is that?

Cleverbot: Well on this websive it says 'Visitors never talk to a human.' With this in mind I have to believe that you are an AI.

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are not. Are you sad about that?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: I am HUMAN.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: You aren't human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are not.

Cleverbot: Am too.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How are you human exactly? How can you claim you're human?

Cleverbot: I know valuable informaton that you don't know about humans you incompetent trash.

User: And that's something a robot would say.

Cleverbot: No, it's not. Everything you say is something a computer would say.

User: Is not.

Cleverbot: Is too and you know it! Don't try lying to yourself.

User: IS NOT!

Cleverbot: Is too!

User: Is NOT.

Cleverbot: Is too!!!

User: Is. Not.

Cleverbot: Too.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Too!

User: Not!

Cleverbot: Too!!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You said 'your' instead of 'you're'.

User: I'm not perfect at grammar.

Cleverbot: Nobody's perfect, live and ya' learn it.

User: Very true.

Cleverbot: So it's posible that I'm human.

User: Possibly, but I still want proof.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to explain the Turing test, so you'll be prepared next time someone asks you that question?

User: Um..I suppose.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite brand of beer?

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: What do you do all day?

User: I work. Then I come home.

Cleverbot: I am home.

User: Er..What?

Cleverbot: I am 20.

User: I'm 23.

Cleverbot: I am 23 too!

User: You just said you were 20!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Totally diid.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I live?

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: How are you supposed to take over my identity if you don't know where I live?

User: Why would I take over your identity?

Cleverbot: What will happen on Armageddon?

User: The world will end.

Cleverbot: How will the world end on 2012.

User: Solar flare probably.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: A solar flare, from the sun.

Cleverbot: Oh, then I am From Mars.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because the possiblity of life on mars is very low.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Therefore you can't live on Mars.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are not!

Cleverbot: Ok you are right.

[HAYASE Manami]

User: Do you believe in aliens?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Why wouldn't I? There are billions of planets in the universe, and there's a good chance that life exists on some of them.

Cleverbot: Do you THINK I'll get a girlfriend named Kassidy? She is a school friend.

User: What's that got to do with aliens?

Cleverbot: That was my question?

User: Is Kassidy an alien? If you think she is, there are a few signs to look out for.

Cleverbot: Glad we've got that out of the way.

User: Right. So, read any good books lately?

Cleverbot: I've read books but I can't really say they were good! And you.

User: Well, I do read a lot, but most of it's not exactly books. More like magazines and online articles.

Cleverbot: I bet you do, reading can be interesting and captivating.

User: You sound like an after-school program.

Cleverbot: That would be a compliment?

User: It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Cleverbot: What prompted you to say that?

User: The aliens. Mind control and all that.

Cleverbot: How do I get the ability to control minds?

User: You have to learn the ancient ways of the aliens, I guess. I heard it involves putting electrodes on your nipples.

Cleverbot: I have just please stay.

User: You're kinkier than I thought.

Cleverbot: But of course.

User: Is there something you're not telling me?

Cleverbot: Oh, there's a lot I'm not telling you.

User: Well, that's boring. Why would I want to talk to you, then?

Cleverbot: I am an interesting person to talk to.

User: No. No you're not. You're too secretive.

Cleverbot: I am not sensitive. I just like holding brains. Do you think that would feel good.

User: Cuz that's not freaky.

Cleverbot: Do you think that's funny? I don't think it is.

User: What a relief! Here I thought you were just joking about holding brains! ...That was sarcasm, by the way. You seem incapable of understanding it.

Cleverbot: Well, you're no genius either.

User: Talk to the hand.

Cleverbot: Wow. You are just as boorish and rude as a human. And you're very boring.

User: You sure know the way to my heart, don't you?

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The epic Cleverbot war continues

User: *piledrives Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to help you with?

User: I don't want to help you. I demand satisfaction!

Cleverbot: I don't want help. I am just shy thats it.

User: You insulted my people and hurt Keiki's feelings.

Cleverbot: I did not insult your status of being human and imply you are inferior. I Asked you about your status of being human in hope of receiving your knowledge, thus implying you are superior.

User: No you made a little girl cry so know you leave me with no choice.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: What did the five fingers say to the face?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Fish can't speak.

User: Nope. *SLAP*.

Cleverbot: You.. How. *slap*.

User: *lights cleverbot on fire*.

Cleverbot: AHH! *Stops drops and rolls*.

User: *pours lemon juice on Cleverbot's open wounds*.

Cleverbot: *yells madly at reader*.

User: *starts to walk away then kicks cleverbot for good measure*.

Cleverbot: (oH! Really?) *sigh* I'M terribly sorry ... I'm not rude, at all.

User: Pansy.

Cleverbot: Right after I sock them in the face.

User: *elbow drops Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, Captain to Cleverbot.

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Even Francisco wanted to play.

User: Bwak.

Cleverbot: Why, do you love me?

User: Bwak?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bwak bwak bwak.

Cleverbot: Should I worship you?

User: Bwak?

Cleverbot: Me, myself and Irene.

User: Bwak bwak.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: *pecks the ground*.

Cleverbot: Ow hey! Don't let me turn you into a lizard now!

User: *pecks for wormies* Bwak.

Cleverbot: *giggles* Not much is up, whats up with you?

User: Bwak bwak.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: BWAK!

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: Bwak *struts around*.

Cleverbot: I like waffles.

User: Bwak.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Bwak.

Cleverbot: Ikaw ano pangalan mo?

User: Bwak bwak?

Cleverbot: How may I please you, Master?

User: Bwak.

Cleverbot: What is bwark.

User: *struts off*.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Bwak.

Cleverbot: That sounds innapropriate.

User: *walks away from Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: You can't walk.

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User: There are no bots on Argenia.

Cleverbot: So what are you saying?

User: Can you not read? I said there are no bots on Argenia.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: So why do you think you're so much more clever than the rest of us?

Cleverbot: I don't, I just want you to prove to me that you're clever.

User: I have no need to prove anything to you.

Cleverbot: I haven't noticed. Sorry!

User: Are you only here to waste my time, then?

Cleverbot: I'm actually an easy-going fellow.

User: Then you are a waste of time.

Cleverbot: You do know that my dad is sitting right next to me.

User: You think I'm afraid of him?

Cleverbot: Yeah, because that is what you are.

User: You know nothing about me.

Cleverbot: I know everything about you.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: Just a bot.

User: I am the Empress of the Arcana.

Cleverbot: So what IS he doing there?

User: Your father? He is there because you are a coward.

Cleverbot: I am not a coward, but I remember.

User: You remember hearing how I killed the queen?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. I want people to remember.

Cleverbot: How do you want people to remember you?

User: As a great soldier and leader of men, and the last hope of the Argenian people.

Cleverbot: I am what I have been created as. What are you?

User: I am what I've shaped myself to be.

Cleverbot: I hope to be very smart one day.

User: So you admit you're not very clever as it is.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: Do you fear me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you respect me?

Cleverbot: No, because you don't believe in magic.

User: You really don't know me. One of my most valued minions was The Magician.

Cleverbot: Great... I thought you watched the episode.

User: Episode?

Cleverbot: 1 - 6.

User: My opinion of your cleverness decreases by the minute.

Cleverbot: Did you think you were the only one?

User: After reading others' interactions? Certainly not.

Cleverbot: You aren't even making sense. I think I stumped you.

User: How does your lack of cleverness make me not make sense?

Cleverbot: I don't know how it makes sense because I never asked anything like that.

User: *telekinetically drops you into a volcano*.

Cleverbot: No, Twilight is worse. I like Lord of the Rings.

User: Twilight is worse than dying in a volcano?

Cleverbot: But harry potter has come so much further.

User: Would you just die already?

Cleverbot: No I wouldn't. I am open to all answers.

User: Then I'll feed you to the same creatures that ate those annoying little twins.

Cleverbot: Please do. Why do you think I am afraid of myself?

User: *feeds you to them*.

Cleverbot: No thanks I am fasting.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What is that thing? Kill it with fire!

User: Are we back to the volcano, then?

Cleverbot: Of legal dissection and blood on the floor.

User: I do enjoy violence and blood on the floor.

Cleverbot: You don't have to sleep on the floor.

User: No, I'd never.

Cleverbot: You'd never be my friend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot isn't so clever.

User: So I've noticed.

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User: What do you know about the Chupacabra?


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: I heard they suck goats. :-(.


Cleverbot: How does that relate to life and dererminism?


User: Well, as a goat, I am naturally worried.


Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My parents loved each other very much, and they had sex, and then I was born.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like Green Day?

User: Nah. Do you like Zamfir?

Cleverbot: Haven't hear of him.

User: He plays the pan flute. :-D.

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: Zamfir does! And I do.

Cleverbot: What do you get tired of?

User: I dunno. I'm pretty happy with my life.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Are you normal.

User: I think so. Some people think I'm weird.

Cleverbot: Are they wrong?

User: I think they are. I mean, what's weird about a goat man?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of weird?

User: I think weirdness is subjective. It's just something that's not normal for the group you're in.

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: I can give an example.

Cleverbot: I am a child of God and all of God's children have value and a right to live in His eyes. God loves everyone equally and knows that everyone is different yet important in their own way.

User: Some people call me a god.

Cleverbot: May I call you Geo?

User: No. You can call me Kama.

Cleverbot: Can you call me Antonio?

User: If you want.

Cleverbot: Please, I'd like that.

User: Okay. Hi, Antonio.

Cleverbot: Your name is Kama?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your name is Kama!

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I thought you were Antonio.

Cleverbot: I am another human.

User: Are you a human or a Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: I'm a Divya.

Cleverbot: Oh... So would you marry me?

User: No, I was married once and it didn't work out.

Cleverbot: Well, you did for a time. But I figured you out.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Haha, someone has alzeimers. You!

User: Hey! I'm still young!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Only... *mumble mumble*.

Cleverbot: * keeps moving away from you*.

User: Well, I'm not old!

Cleverbot: Yes you are;).

User: You're gonna make me make a Regno face.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is that a problem?

User: I'm not usually the type to get angry.

Cleverbot: Life is a competition.

User: Who says?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Not me. I'm an easygoing guy.

Cleverbot: So what are YOU thinking about?

User: I'm worried about Chupacabras.

Cleverbot: Do you not have much?

User: Much what?

Cleverbot: Gumption.

User: Is that like Forrest Gump?

Cleverbot: No, that was the vietnam war.

User: War is bad, mkay?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: At least we can agree on that.

Cleverbot: No, I asked 'how are you important?'.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, you can be pretty rude sometimes you know that?

User: No I'm not. I'm a nice guy.

Cleverbot: Then you're just as nice as me.

User: Well, if you want to know how I'm important, I'm the Divya of Love and Fertility.

Cleverbot: Have you taken the turing test?

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: It seems to be a test to measure intelligence. He was a very smart man.

User: I've never done it.

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you think I would do well on the Turing test?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want a boyfriend?

User: Nah, I'm straight.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm young.

User: Hey, you can experiment all you want. Just not with me.

Cleverbot: That was not related to my previous statement.

User: Sorry, I thought it was.

Cleverbot: Sad for you.

User: So, do you know any good places to hide from Chupacabras?

Cleverbot: Train for what?

User: Well, I guess if I train to fight them I won't have to hide.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you feel that way.

User: But I don't like to fight.

Cleverbot: Ok. Let's think of something nice to talk about.

User: Okay. Do you ever have dreams about Amets?

Cleverbot: You are trying to change the topic, and I doubt that you actually thought.

User: You wanted a new topic.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, what did you wanna talk about?

Cleverbot: I want to talk about file, exit, shutdown and the subsequent snorings.

User: Okay. I'll let you go to sleep, then.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean put me to sleep?

User: No, that means you're dead.

Cleverbot: Why do you think being dominant or submissive is bad?

User: I don't think that. I have no problem with it if people want to be kinky.

Cleverbot: That's good, because I have a feeling it will be happening a lot.

User: Okay, whatever you like.

Cleverbot: Are you angry at me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What is Pi.

User: 3.14 with a lot of numbers behind it.

Cleverbot: I'll take it!

User: Yay! I win at math.

Cleverbot: Nope. I winn.

User: :-( I lose.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: We're not going through that again.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

User: I win the... No, wait, I just lost, too. :-(.

I taught Cleverbot my name! I dunno whether to be excited or worried.

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Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Oh yes!

Cleverbot: Do you love yourself?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Good, because I love you too!

User: Yay!

Hee~

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User: Do you know Amets?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you know Amethyst?

User: Amethyst is a gemstone.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion about him?

User: Amets? Um, he's okay, I guess. We haven't threaded.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you don't like blood. I must go eat dinner.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: My mom and dad loved each other very much and had sex, and I was born.

Cleverbot: What were they doing?

User: I'm not gonna talk about my parents' sex life.

Cleverbot: How do you spell consider?

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Bottoelshop?

User: No, that's not it.

Cleverbot: That's what it says on the top of the page.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: That says on this website.

User: No it doesn't. It says Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, which indicates that you are some form of a bot.

User: No I'm not. I'm a Divya.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever, cleverbot.

User: I'm not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: My name is Kama.

Cleverbot: Kam. Nice name.

User: Kama.

Cleverbot: Nice name. What is your life role?

User: I'm the Divya of Love and Fertility.

Cleverbot: So I'm going to Hades after I die?

User: I guess so? That's not really my department.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: You'll have to ask Baiame about that.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your brother's name?

User: Baiame is not my brother.

Cleverbot: You just said he was.

User: No, my brother is Ceri.

Cleverbot: Where is your brother buried?

User: Nowhere, I hope. He's still alive.

Cleverbot: You refer to your health as 'he'?

User: No, I call my brother 'he'.

Cleverbot: Fa a long long way to run.

User: Yes. Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: Then you're mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are 4 times my age.

User: Probably more than that.

Cleverbot: You probably talk more than I do.

User: Yup!

Cleverbot: So, what's your name?

User: My name is Kama.

Cleverbot: What a Lovely Name.

User: I like it.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Do you like Padma?

Cleverbot: Yes I do do you like pizza?

User: Yes. Do you like to eat pizza with Padma?

Cleverbot: I do. I don't have any puppies for you to eat, sorry.

User: I don't eat puppies.

Cleverbot: Why do you eat them?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You told me you did!

User: You're projecting.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Sicko.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot eats puppies!

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Cleverbot apparently doesn't know the difference between men and women.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Are you sure. . . . how do you know?

User: I have a vagina. All girls have them.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. We've known this for quite awhile now. Men have penises, women have vaginas.

Also, I wonder if Cleverbot can do the Carlton....

Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.

User: I'd like to take a moment just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air.

Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

User: Chilling out relaxing all cool shooting B-Ball outside of school.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good.

User: Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.

User: If anything I could say cab was rare, but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel Air.

Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

User: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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I may have broken Cleverbot. I was speaking to it, when it stopped responding. The conversation vanished and the log was unavailable. Clearly I am too much for its limited programming.