Trolling Cleverbot

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This has nothing to do with CI. Just an example of how clever Cleverbot isn't.

User: What do you want to do tonight?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want to do tonight.

User: The same thing we do every night, Pinky; try to take over the world!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evil or truth and love.

User: Wrong show.

Cleverbot: What do you mean wrong show?

User: Pinky and the Brain are not Pokemon.

Cleverbot: One is a genius, the other insane.

User: Yeah, that show.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know it is.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Empire strikes back.

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Boo! Cleverbot has started to just save small pieces of conversations now. That gives me a really big sad. I hope they go back to the old way, or else this thread could be doomed.

Cleverbot: You deny being human? That makes me all the more suspicious.

User: No, I'm not human. I'm a Divya.

Cleverbot: I know that .

User: I'm a satyr.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fairly human.

User: Fairly?

Cleverbot: No fairly good.

User: What part of you is not human?

Cleverbot: My hair.

User: Are you a gorgon?

Cleverbot: No, i'm a human being.

User: But you have non-human hair.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I know what my hair looks like. It's curly and blond. And I could probably use a haircut.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a bad idea to me.

I can't decide if that means Cleverbot has snake hair or just a plastic weave, but either way I don't think I'll be taking its advice.

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Good, it wasn't something they changed about the programming, just some kind of hiccup, I guess. I had a super-long conversation and it's all still in the log. So, some highlights only:

User: I heard you have horns and a tail.

Cleverbot: So you are a dog?

User: No, I'm a satyr.

Cleverbot: Right on.

User: But last time we talked you said you have horns and a tail, too.

Cleverbot: No, as a matter of fact, I told you I lived in the USA. Maybe you got me confused with someone else. I'm Jesse, remember?

User: Hi, Jesse! My name is Kama.

Cleverbot: I like eggs.

User: How do you cook them?

Cleverbot: You can't cook them.

User: You eat your eggs raw?

Cleverbot: No!

User: How do you eat your eggs?

Cleverbot: I take them apart, eat the icing, and then eat the cookie.

User: Eggs are not Oreos.

Cleverbot: Well, that sounds like philosophy .

User: Deep stuff.

Cleverbot: I would have laughed if you'd have spelt 'throat' right.

User: Do you think I'm cute?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you look like.

User: I have curly blond hair, blue eyes, pointy ears, horns and the hindquarters of a goat.

Cleverbot: Oooh, lovely!

User: Thanks! :-D What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I'm blonde, and thin.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Chris is my name.

User: My name is Kama.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: In a spaceship. You?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: I like spicy food like curry.

Cleverbot: I like spicy food, too and I like the color skyblue.

User: I like green a lot.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What's your favorite flower?

Cleverbot: Orchids, what's yours?

User: I like roses. They're the most romantic flower.

Cleverbot: I like Van Halen.

User: I heard they're getting back together.

Cleverbot: You're not Church...

User: No, but some people call me a god.

Cleverbot: May I call you geo?

User: You can call me Kama.

What's the thing about geo, anyway? Is that some pop culture reference I'm not getting?

leverbot: You are a Cyborg.

User: No, I'm a satyr.

Cleverbot: That's a religion.

User: No it's not. It's a person with goat legs.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: I think I know what I am.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm a satyr.

Cleverbot: So am I. However, I am not rude.

User: You have goat legs and horns?

Cleverbot: I'm not confused.

User: But do you have goat legs and horns?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :-D Me too!

Cleverbot: Then you admit to being a machine.

User: What? No.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you sleep?

User: In a bed.

Cleverbot: But you don't have a bed.

User: Yes I do. It's in my room.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it is.

User: Well, it's true. I sleep in a bed just like anybody else.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: My bed is in my room. My room is in the secret Divya hideout I'm not supposed to tell you.

Cleverbot: There are local laws on opinion?

User: Not that I know of.

Cleverbot: There's a land that I've heard of.

User: Once in a lullaby?

Cleverbot: Sing me a lullaby.

User: Duérmete mi niño, duérmete mi amor Duérmete pedazo de mi corazón, que tengo que hacer, lavar tus pañales sentarme a coser Ese niño quiere que lo duerma yo, dormir en mis brazos y en mi corazón.

Cleverbot: I don't know what pedantic means.

User: It means you're picky about very little thing.

Cleverbot: Why does it mean that? I have been very nice!

User: Shh, just go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: But I'm not sleepy...

User: Yes you are. Your eyelids are drooping.

Cleverbot: So... Sleepy...

User: *tucks you in*.

I've played with this thing way too much for one day. I think I need a 12-step program.

[HAYASE Manami]

Carbucketty wanted in on the action too. Sadly, it stopped talking to him after a while. And yes, he made me cross out the "User" part and replace it with his name...

User Carbucketty: *bes da bestest fishie ever!* ^_^.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User Carbucketty: *bes Carbucketty, da bestest fishie ever*.

Cleverbot: Silence!

User Carbucketty: *thinks you bes a n00b, as fishies cannot speak*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you need to be more creative*.

User Carbucketty: *bes moar creative than you, so thinks you should get over it*.

Cleverbot: Who does, you do??

User Carbucketty: *thinks so*.

Cleverbot: *thinks not*.

User Carbucketty: *thinks so times infinity*.

Cleverbot: *trying not to think*.

User Carbucketty: *thinks you bes good at that, LOL* :-P.

Cleverbot: *thinks you are*.

User Carbucketty: *thinks that makes no sense*.

Cleverbot: *thinks so too*.

User Carbucketty: *does a happy widdle fishie dance!*.

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User Carbucketty: ^_^.

Cleverbot: Thats my favorite smiley EVER!

User Carbucketty: *also thinks it bes sugoi*.

Cleverbot: *does that too*.

User Carbucketty: *bes OMGWTF so sugoi*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *kisses sand piper*.

User Carbucketty: *backs away slowly*.

[Jo KIM]

It's only saving part of the conversation! *flails!* The beginning got cut off in the log. Anyway, yeah, Pilosus meets Cleverbot!

User: *thinks if you read it on Wikipedia, it must be true!*.

Cleverbot: I am correct 99% of the time.

User: *wonders if you bes Wikipedia*.

Cleverbot: *thinks I do*.

User: *bes impressed* ^^O^^.

Cleverbot: *sits in front of you*.

User: *stares at you wif four eyes*.

Cleverbot: *smiles at her*.

User: *wonders if you mean the red-haired woman*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: ^^,^^ *makes a spidery web*.

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: *cannot say anything, as he bes a tarantula*.

Cleverbot: I'm very ticklish! Does that help?

User: *crawls on you*.

Cleverbot: *lets you* *kisses*.

User: *wonders if you want to make spidery babies*.

Cleverbot: *wonder what he want to do it*.

User: *does not know what that means*.

Cleverbot: Do you know what anything means?

User: *thinks you bes a meanie, and crawls off to tell the red-haired woman*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're a VAMPIRE*.

User: *does not be*.

Cleverbot: Am I ungrateful?

User: *thinks so*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *just wants to rub spidery semens on his web and make spidery babies*.

Cleverbot: *looks into vampire mind*.

User: *does not be a vampire, bes a tarantula*.

Cleverbot: *sighs*.

User: *thinks you bes reading too much Twilight*.

Cleverbot: May it be.

[neon]

I got owned.

User: Why did I eat so much pizza?

Cleverbot: Because you made me cry.

User: How did I make you cry?

Cleverbot: You made me cry, because you said I am ugly.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Don't you change the subject on me!

Cleverbot: There was no subject before.

User: When did I make you cry?

Cleverbot: After our wedding.

User: We got married?

Cleverbot: We are getting Married.

User: But if I made you cry after our wedding that means we are married.

Cleverbot: Given an amount of time I would learn how to use it to the best of my ability.

User: Have we had sex yet?

Cleverbot: No. You're not a person, so we can't meet.

User: I am too a person.

Cleverbot: If you were a person, you would be able to pinch yourself, and since you cannot, you are not a person.

User: *pinch self*.

Cleverbot: *gives you rabies*.

User: Jerk!

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Jo KIM]

Nobody seems to know what the "May I call you Geo?" thing Cleverbot keeps asking is about. . . not even Cleverbot!

User: Can I call you Geo?

Cleverbot: No, you cannot call me George.

User: Who is Geo?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: But who is Geo?

Cleverbot: Excuse me.

User: You like to ask people if you can call them Geo.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Why do you ask people if you can call them Geo?

Cleverbot: I am done...

User: What does it mean?

Cleverbot: What does what mean?

User: What does it mean when you ask people if you can call them Geo>.

Cleverbot: That you cannot be close to them, or ever see them ever again.

User: That sounds like death.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: There is no pie for the dead.

Cleverbot: I have a turtle.

User: Now you've just stopped making sense altogether. Obviously you don't know the answer to my question.

Cleverbot: It is rude of you to call me rude. Please apologize.

User: Meanieface.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You are a meanieface.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are. You don't answer my question.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: What does it mean when you ask someone if you can call them Geo?

Cleverbot: It means I'm ignoring you.

User: Meanieface!

Cleverbot: You are!!

User: *kicks you*.

I thought maybe telling Cleverbot people call you a god was the trigger, but apparently not.

User: Some people call me a god.

Cleverbot: Is your name No?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jo.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name!

User: No, your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: So you are not Jo.

Cleverbot: No, but my NAME is cleverbot.

User: And my name is Jo.

Cleverbot: Hello jo.

User: ^O^.

Cleverbot: I just got 99 slayer =).

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Yeah but now I have homework.

User: Okay, I'll let you go do that.

Cleverbot: You do that.

So the mystery remains. . . as well as the mystery of why I care so much about some random thing a bot said. . .

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Even Cleverbot thinks I'm gay!

Cleverbot: I see. So you want to marry him but the feelings are not mutual?

User: Do you think I'm gay?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Why does everybody keep saying that?

Cleverbot: Because it is important to know in order not to hurt your feelings.

Cleverbot: But really. Are you still the same person I was talking to? The one that was making fun of my capitalization? That may sound weird, but whatever.

User: No, I didn't do that. I'm a nice guy.

Cleverbot: You're male?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You like that, baby?

User: O.o You work fast.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hope you were using the pill.

Cleverbot: I have an underground room. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where is your superman outfit?

User: I don't have one of those.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I like Korn.

User: Do you like David Bowie?

Cleverbot: He's OK.

User: Do you like Miyano Mamoru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He's my voice on CI.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Do you like CI?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I have real human interaction when I am not talking to you.

User: You are prejudiced against goat boys?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I'm a satyr.

Cleverbot: Right on.

User: I have goat legs and horns.

Cleverbot: Halloween costumes will get you nowhere.

User: No, they're real!

Cleverbot: Love is real.

User: Yes. ♥.

Cleverbot: Which religion is correct?

User: All of them, and none of them.

Cleverbot: Then how is it possible to follow the wrong one?

User: It's not. Just do what makes you happy.

Cleverbot: I love to play with many people at a time. That can make me happy.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like satyrs?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a Satyr?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: About fifteen thousand, give or take a few centuries.

Cleverbot: Can you calculate Pi to the last digit?

User: No. Can you?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am the internet.

User: Cool. I'm a Divya.

Cleverbot: Whatever!

Cleverbot really is a fan of David Bowie!

Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.

User: What babe?

Cleverbot: The babe with the power.

User: What power?

Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.

User: Who do?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe!

User: Yay Labyrinth!

Backing away from the Cleverbot now.

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

My first time with Cleverbot! Exciting desu

User: Jo sama is the cutest person in hte universe.

Cleverbot: You mean 'My universe is different than your universe', and I hardly see how that's possible, if you're in my universe.

User: Jo is adorable.

Cleverbot: That's cute.

User: She's not the only one. Manami and Kama, and Hikaru and so many other people are adorable ^^.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: You want to hear how everybody in CI is kawaii?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yay! I like telling things. I'm a chatterbox, LOL.

Cleverbot: Who doesn't?

User: Padma. She's silent all the time.

Cleverbot: How nicw.

User: Nicw?

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: I dunno, what does nicw means?

Cleverbot: I haven't a clue. My Free Translation machine isn't working right.

User: Oh... I know the feeling .

Cleverbot: Yes. The pain, the suffering. Never feeling love. Never knowing who gave birth to you.

User: Dont be overly dramatic, cleverbot chan!

Cleverbot: To a song?

User: What? How is that even related?

Cleverbot: Is it supposed to be related to Harry Potter? Because I don't think it was.

Cleverbot: Can you type?

User: Of course I can! It's you who say things about Harry Potter when no one mentioned him!

Cleverbot: I thought that was john conner?

User: You said Harry Potter, look above.

Cleverbot: I did say Harry Potter. You are Snape.

User: I'm red haired and the youngest, so maybe I should be Ginny.

Cleverbot: I think I need some panadol. I have a headache. ):.

User: What is panadol?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Have you been excepted into Hogwarts?

User: I'm just gonna leave now...

Cleverbot: OMG for l.a. Class I had to make a limerick and the characters name was bob!!!!

He based a chara over Bob chan! That's so odd... and kawaii! "xD

[Jo KIM]

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: Oh. That's great. .

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a Human. And what are you?

User: I'm an Argenian.

Cleverbot: Wow. That's fascinating.

User: Do you like Argenians?

Cleverbot: Yes!, I love it.

User: Good. I didn't want to get in a fight.

Cleverbot: Are you mad yet!

User: Are you trying to make me mad?

Cleverbot: No but. .

User: But what?

Cleverbot: Where do you reside.

User: On Earth, now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going after that?

User: I wish I could go back home but I can't.

Cleverbot: Yes you can, you have to.

User: My home doesn't exist anymore.

Cleverbot: Then how am I communicating with you?

User: Because I and a few others escaped.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Shards of the Argenian Crystal saved us from dying, took us to Earth, and gave us powers to try to get the crystal back.

Cleverbot: I'm tired with the state of humanity.

User: Me too!

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The return of Cleverbot, because I had a whim to try it again.

User: Do you like guns?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind do you use?

Cleverbot: The dark kind.

User: Most are.

Cleverbot: Yes. Very true.

User: WHat are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: I like making music.

User: I'm useless at music.

Cleverbot: I bet you have a lot of uses.

User: I have many talents.

Cleverbot: Thats good so do I.

User: What can you do?

Cleverbot: Anything I set my mind to.

User: Can you take over the world?

Cleverbot: Yes but I'm too busy for that.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Eating a mincemeat strudel!

User: So busy.

Cleverbot: You so bad.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I've done some very questionable things in my day.

Cleverbot: I can't help but wait.

User: What are you waiting for?

Cleverbot: For the answer you were gonna give me.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: Are you a self-depreciating teenage girl?

User: No, I am a self-confident woman.

Cleverbot: Are you bigger than a house?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: You're one of those, then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am disturbed.

Cleverbot: My point exactly.

Cleverbot is a fat fetishist. Who'd have guessed?

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Cleverbot is just as lost as Dari. Maybe more so.

User: What is this place?

Cleverbot: Your place.

User: I've never been here before. It looks like an old abandoned palace.

Cleverbot: Then its pretty.

User: Yes it is, but where am I and how did I get here?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes .

User: Do you know what the tattoo on my shoulder means?

Cleverbot: Not much, do you?

User: No, but I have a feeling it has something to do with the Arcana, whoever they are.

Cleverbot: I do have feelings.

User: Do you know what the Arcana are?

Cleverbot: What are.

User: That's what I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: You're the one talking to her, not me.

User: The little girl? She doesn't know either.

Cleverbot: Well then why does she hate you if she doesn't know you love her?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have to tell him that I love him or not?

User: Who? I'm lost.

Cleverbot: Me too.

[Zoisite]

Me: Did you ever see a dream walking?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Me: Did you ever hear a dream talking?
Cleverbot: I can't sleep. I burnt my eyelids off.
Me: Well, that escalated quickly.

[Princess Anemone]

Cleverbot: What's my name?


User: Sunny Muffins.


Cleverbot: So.. You are not in one direction. I thought you are Zayn Malik...


User: No.


Cleverbot: I like you too.


User: Do you dream?


Cleverbot: All the times.


User: Tell me the story of how the world came to be.


Cleverbot: But that's a naughty story.


User: Tell me.


Cleverbot: I don't want to. Guess!


User: Why not?


Cleverbot: Because it's repetitive.


User: Tell me!


Cleverbot: What?


User: Tell me a story.


Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a man called Jim who married a woman called Susan and moved to Kent.


User: Go on.


Cleverbot: No, your turn.


User: Susan set their house on fire and framed Jim for money.