Boyfriend/Girlfriend Requirments

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I was looking at Zazzle today and I found this T-shirt. For those of you too lazy to click the link, it is a black t-shirt with a white mask and a rose on it that says:
My Boy Friend Requirements
-Must throw roses in battle
-Wears a top hat, mask, and tuxedo daily
-Reborn from thousands of years ago
-Can wear lavender pants with confidence
-Needs to be rescued from evil frequently

I thought it would be fun if we wrote out what this list would look like if it was about our CI characters or our favorite Sailor Moon characters. More than one person can do the same character as long as you don't duplicate the list items. :3 I'll start out with one for JunJun.

My Girlfriend Requirements
-Has hair that is taller than she is
-Uses more hair gel than the members of *NSYC
-Can contort herself into all sorts of interesting positions
-Will let me know when she is unhappy with me
-Must be able to offend someone in less than a minute

[Jo KIM]

About my Jo:

My Girlfriend Requirements
-Looks good in vinyl
-Can fight in sky-high platforms
-Tattoos and piercings are a plus
-Adventurous in the bedroom
-Handy with a whip
-Yet knows how to behave at fancy affairs

Chinika:

My Girlfriend Requirements
-Fashionable
-Hard-working
-Religious, yet tolerant
-Knows that bald can be beautiful
-Always tries to do the right thing

I may do more later, but I'm a bit lacking on both inspiration and energy right at the moment.

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This is the one Michiru wrote for Haruka:
My Girlfriend's Requirements
*Has a goldenrod sports car that pawns the wind
*Always enjoys gentle touch time
*Must hate popular men from strange boy bands
*Looks good in anything from short skirt to a man’s tuxedo
*Fights with a sword while wearing a short skirt!



For Hikaru:
My Girlfriend's Requirements
*Must think insanity is more than a state of mind
*Has scary head voices and is constantly arguing with them
*Is constantly making up strange nicknames
*Must hate small minded people with an undying passion
*Enjoys yoga and another means to quiet head voices

I'll do more later.

[Kylar ALANI]

Okay so if I read this right at 1 am, this is about our characters and not what they're looking for.

Kylar:
My Boyfriend Requirements:
-Must be an activist
-Should know how to cook
-Not against chasing people with swords
-Have a strong sense of Justice
-know how to handle himself at fancy events
-While also knowing how to piss off the cops
-Must have far too much hair


Hibiki:
My Boyfriend Requirements:
-Must be a preacher of Love and Peace
-Must be willing to sing at a moment's notice
-Must also be willing to make up songs about anything and everything
-Should be friendly with everyone, even if they don't return it or find you weird
-Should be filthy, stinking rich
-Should use that money to buy fancy things. LOTS of fancy things.

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I had no plans on doing this, but here we go.

My Girlfriend Requirements
-Must be ambitious
-Well-read (or at least have a great holo-novel collection)
-A good shot with a rifle
-Unafraid to speak her mind
-Psychic powers a plus, but not necessary
-Kids okay

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My Boyfriend Requirements:
-Must be romantic and passionate
-Willing to serenade me every night
-Fun-loving and easygoing
-Well-endowed
-Must love kids (not for dinner!)