Amusing RP related quotes - Add your own!

[Jo KIM]

From TR's box, but applicable:

Froggynine: I heard that Regno ate Jaki's babies.
Parthenos: I thought Jaki ate his babies?
Froggynine: Jaki blamed Regno then?
Parthenos: Maybe they're gonna trade, and Jaki's gonna eat Regno's baby?
Froggynine: Sounds like a recipe for a nightmare.
Froggynine: If anything, Freaky Thing will be the one who eats babies.
Parthenos: Sounds like the kind of crack that needs to go on CI's quotes thread.
Froggynine: But I don't even know if Freaky Thing's weird extradimensional physiology lets him eat babies without getting sick.

[Jo KIM]

I was spamming pics of tarantulas during a Skype chat with NQS and Kou ^^ .

Kou: *gags* PILOSUS STOP PLAYING WITH REGNO'S WEBCAM!!
Pilosus: *has to make a living somehow*

[Jo KIM]

Ethel Marmelstein: *wanders by just because she has the best alias ever*
Regno: You look familiar. FDo I know you from somewhere?
Regno: *throws away the extra "F"*
Ethel Marmelstein: You do not. You are mistaken.
Regno: *peers at her suspiciously*
Ethel Marmelstein: *makes coffee, since normal people definitely do that*
Regno: It's what you put in the coffee once it's finished that determines one's nromalcy.
Regno: or even normalcy.
Ethel Marmelstein: You don't say...
Ethel Marmelstein: What do normal people put in their coffee, might I ask>
Regno: Normal people take it black. The abnormal take it red with the blood of the innocent.


Before anyone asks, Regno does not prefer her coffee red with the blood of the innocent. She prefers hers as tea :-P .

[Admin]

Titus: She hasn't screwed her up yet but your womanly parts are a bit... how do I put this. Extremed.

Jo: SCIENCE!


I loled. Not gonna lie.

[Jo KIM]

Jo: We need Argenian babies, and there aren't many girls left to do it, so yeah, a Jo's gotta do what a Jo's gotta do.

Eleazar: ...You are not getting near me.. with that.... thing. You probably have a Ocubus up there.. waiting..to kill or something.

Titus in leapord thong: What are you talking about? *peeks in the thong and latches on to Tito's face* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Hey, nice to meet you! I'm David," he said to the girl. "How would you like to come play a game with me?"

-My favorite quote from Opening Gala

[Jo KIM]

"But we don't have a chimney? Or stockings? Well Jo has stockings. Or a Christmas tree?"
-Keiki via Titus NPCage in "Believing is Seeing"

Not quite the same kind of stockings, kid ^^;;; !

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Dear. Gods.


Chmia: I should make a grand twist by having Shombay come in and kick everyones' butts with his super-amazing plant powers. Then he can take Regno as his cave-woman.
Jo: LOL, I love you Chmia-chan.
Chmia: Only in the c-box, only in the c-box could Regno be Shombay's cave-woman.
Jo: Why not? She's had an ongoing in-box affair with Titus.
Chmia: I guess they could share.
Chmia: Oh god, I could make all sort of kinky references concerning plants and telekinesis right about now.
Jo: *bes corrupting Chmia-chan*
Chmia: If this storyline hasn't finished by the end of this upcoming summer, I'm gonna make Shombay and his plants whoop the old storyline's butt into submission.
Chmia: The world will explode and Regno, Shombay, and Titus will hide away in a corner with the plants.
Jo: Sexy.
Chmia: ^^
Chmia: I wonder what sort of kid would be produced by that pairing.
Jo: Are the plants involved?
Chmia: Would that change the outcome? If so, yes.
Chmia: God, we're weird.
Jo: Yes. Yes, it would. Plant babies are a whole other area, and a whole other kind of kinkiness.
Jo: And yes, we are quite strange, but that's what makes us cool.
Chmia: What would Regno do with a plant baby?
Jo: Grow food. That is her official word on the matter.
Jo: She also cannot believe she just answered that question seriously.
Chmia: Lol!
Chmia: I'm pretty sure Shombay would steal it from Regno and run off with Titus somewhere.
Chmia: ... Although, I don't think Shombay is gay. Considering his personality, I'm sure he wouldn't care about the gender. Although, this contends that he would actually support human contact.
Chmia: And he is highly against long-term or short-term human contact.
Jo: This just keeps getting more and more complex.
Jo: NQS is gonna come in, read this, turn around, and walk right out.
Chmia: I wish.
Chmia: NQS or Titus should come in right about now.
Chmia: Then we can explain the love triangle of c-box crack.
Jo: They must know what kind of crack we are on!
Jo: And they will demand their share!
Chmia: All I know is that if Regno is not involved, that would be a weird plant baby hippie pacifist.
Chmia: And there should have been some commas and dashes in there somewhere.
Jo: Of course she will want to teach it to take over the world. She's already trying with Ross-Pierre.
Chmia: Not if Shombay and Titus run away together!
Chmia: This is so OOC that it amuses me greatly.
Jo: They will make a gay love nest for their plant-y baby!
Chmia: And fight against Regno and her love child!
Chmia: Are Regno and Titus getting married?
Jo: Nope, never. Regno is not the type to make herself subservient to a man.


Clearly, far too much thought has been put into this.

[Jo KIM]

David: So you deny having done acts of barbarism? Not even something as horrible as trying to use the body of the dead queen against her own people?
David: Disrespect for the dead is one of the lowest forms of barbarism.
Regno: That woman did not deserve my respect, not after all she did to my home and my people.
David: I'm sure there are humans who would say the same thing about you. You want them digging you up and doing horrible things to your corpse?
Regno: *scoffs* Let's see them try to find it.
Kylar: I can assure you that will not happen.
Kylar: I took great care in creating that gravesite.
David: If they can find it to graffiti it, they can dig out a body.
Kylar: And again, I took great care. They can't get her body.
Kylar: And there's one damn good reason why, but I'm keeping it to myself.
David: If that's because you're keeping it at home, I don't think I wanna know.
Zenaku: Interesting. You would be an interesting one to keep an eye on. Maybe we'll meet soon in the game.
Zenaku: In fact, it will happen and you cannot do anything about it.
David: Ominous.
Kylar: I suppose I'll look forward to it? And David... No. Just shut up before I chase you with my sword.
David: In other words, he has it at home and dresses it up.
Regno: *telekinetically drops David over a cliff*
Regno: *followed by a rather large boulder, just in case*
David: God-moding!
Regno: . . . *and one more for good measure*

[Jo KIM]

Kylar: Well, as I lose my face, I must leave. Gotta go to bed, but I think I got Mirek all fixed up and should be able to post tomorrow afternoon.
Kylar: Good night.
Regno: Put it in milk to keep it alive, or they'll never be able to reattach.
Kylar: Haha, Milk will actually not save anything. Not even a tooth.
Kylar: Random fun fact. Time to leave.
Regno: Damn. I thought it would keep body parts alive.
Regno: Well, there goes my experinent.
JunJun ((OOC)): Belladona tells me that that's rubbish and that all she needs to do is keep her heads in her cabinet, but I think she may be a special case.
Regno: Or evperiment, even.
Regno: experiment
Regno: *outlaws typos*
JunJun ((OOC)): Like typos are law abiding citizens.
JunJun ((OOC)): They're even more rebellious than Vardia!
Regno: *has all typos killd*
Regno: Zombie typo -_- .

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JunJun ((OOC)): *finds it frightening how well the two of them seem to be getting along*
Padma: Just goes to show that not all of us are out to kill you.

See? Proof that not all of us Divya are trying to kill you. It's in the cbox, and there for MUST be true.

[Jo KIM]

Because if it happens in the box, it must be true! Nothing weird or divergent from the game ever happens there!

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I was not dropped over a cliff for this, suprisingly enough.

Regno: If I were in charge of the Divya, there would be no slacking.
Padma: *shrugs and takes a drag off of her peace pipe*
Regno: Quite clearly, your leadership is ineffective.
Padma: ...wait, I'm the leader?
Padma: I pronounce today to be cake day. Now bring on the cake, I have the munchies.

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You neglect to show I did clarify that point. Also, *belatedly remedies the cliff thing by dropping Padma over with lead weights tied to both feet to make sure she falls* That was therapeutic.

[Jo KIM]

She squealed in delight and ran to the entrance of the cage, saying to her animals, "I'll be right back! Talk amongst yourselves! I'll give you a topic: The age old question of whether it's macaroni and cheese or cheese and macaroni!" Her animals looked at each other and back to VesVes. Even the mind of a tiger could tell that the Amazon had lost it, if she had ever had it to begin with, mind you. -VesVes, "Animal Battle"


Now I'm imagining the tigers sitting by the side of the cage looking pathetic and holding up signs that say, "Help Me!"