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[Jo KIM]

Epic chibi battle in da box!


Chibi Regno: *plays with Pilosus* You're the only one who really understands me, Pilosus.
Chibi Pilosus: *does not really understand her, but goes along with it ito make her feel better*
Chibi V: *wonders if Pilosus is edible*
Chibi Pilosus: *thinks not*
Chibi Regno: *protects Pilosus* My tarantula.
Chibi V: *won't know till he finds out*
Chibi V: You can't own spiders! They're icky!
Chibi Regno: Pilosus is not icky. He's just misunderstood, like me.
Chibi V: Nuh uh, he's a spider and he's icky. You're icky too. *sticks tongue out*
Chibi Regno: Pilosus and me are not icky! *steps on V's foot with her leather boot*
Chibi V: Owie!
Chibi V: *pushes Regno over*
Chibi Regno: *falls on her bum, but tries not to cry, 'cause crying is for babies* You're gonna be sorry! One day I'm gonna rule all the whole world and then you'll be sorry!
Chibi V: You won't rule me!
Chibi Regno: Yuh-huh! I'll lock you up in a dungeon without any dinner!
Chibi V: *tries not to look surprised* You...nuh uh!
Chibi Regno: And there will be torture, too. . . like I'll make you wear shoes that are too small and walk around like that all day!
Chibi V: You can't do that!
Chibi Regno: When I get big I can.
Chibi V: And when I get big I'll stop you!
Chibi Regno: Nuh-uh, 'cause you'll be in a dungeon wearing too-small shoes.
Chibi V: *sputters madly* >:C
Chibi Regno: *wins*
Chibi Pilosus: ^^_^^V
Chibi V: *stomps a bit*
Chibi Regno: Sore loser !

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Not new, just happened to find it again, and remembered I liked it.

"She has hair redder then my own as if she soaks it in the blood of the dead." -Titus' description of me in "Judas, I Presume"

*will neither confirm nor deny the possible validity of that statement*

[Jo KIM]

Regno: Of course, there will have to be rumours-with-a-"u" that I will have only faked my death and still be out there somewhere. *shifty eyes*
Regno: Just please, no sighting me anywhere trashy like a 7-11.
Angie: okay.
Manami: *sights Regnoodle at a Piggly-Wiggly's*
Manami: *...buying Prego*
Regno: LIES.
Manami: *wif curlers in her hair and a gaudy turquoise-and-yellow bathrobe*
Carbucketty: *resents the implication that blue and yellow is gaudy*
Carbucketty:
Regno: *telekinetically drops Manami off a cliff*

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Turquoise and yellow? Are you sure that Manami didn't just dye her hair red?

[Jo KIM]

I hear dyed red hair is gonna be trendy next story.


For a moment I was amazed by the fact Regno said "please" rather than demanding. . . though I guess if you're not gonna be there at the time to carry out your threats, the nice approach does work better.

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This was not the kind of person Regno would normally associate with, or at least for nothing other than to slap around a bit. . . er, in the case of those riots which broke out so frequently in the streets in the last days of their homeworld, of course. . . in the name of keeping the peace. . . Ahem. -"Who's Looking Out For Me?"

Something else not new, but just found amusing when I read it again. The "Nightmare Fetishist" label starts to look more and more likely all the time, doesn't it?

[Jo KIM]

Excerpted from da box:

Kylar: In Texas, A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Regno: *sits down to write letters to the princesses*
Regno: "I'm coming to kill you and take your crystal. Don't take it personally-- it's only business. See you soon. Love, Regno"


*looks around* Someone besides Regno needs to do something amusing once in a while-- I'm starting to feel like a narcissist!

[Jo KIM]

Jo: Back when Regno still had possession of the glaive, I used to joke that the real end of CI's storyline is Regno drops the glaive, and everyone dies.
Jo: Well, I say "joke", but I wouldn't put it past her .
Kylar: Hahaha, that would be great
Hotaru: *holds glaive close* My pointy weapon....
Regno: . . . I can play with it?
Hotaru: nooo << My Glaivy.. you already played with it. Hmph
Regno:
Kylar: Then... can I play with it?
Kylar: I've not had the chance
Kylar: I... promise I won't blow up anything...
Hotaru: mmm ok *gives glaive to Ky*
Kylar: *Cackles evilly while holding Glaive* It's all Glaive-like and stuffs
Kylar: *shifty eyes*
Hotaru: Its a giant pointy thing what did you expect XD
Kylar: <_< >_> v_v ^_^ *Secretly gives Glaive to Regno*
Regno: *promptly destroys the world*
Jo: Now look what you've done! We're all dead!
Kylar: *Has secret shield power he told no one about and protects him from world explosion*
Regno: This world had it coming.
Kylar: Except for me. You know why?
Kylar: *Sings* Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full, upright position
Kylar: *Beats head against non-existant tree* Nevermind
Kylar: *Looks at the lack of planet* Aww, I just realized Hotaru wanted to do that...lol
Regno: . . .
Regno: Sometimes I wonder about you.

[Jo KIM]

The box has now become a soap opera .


Titus: *crashes through the roof* Booyaka
Regno: *throws Titus over a cliff*
Regno: Hi.
Titus: *climbs back up* Totally uncalled for.
Regno: You deserved it, you giant brute.
Kylar: Boo
Regno: I know you didn't just boo me.
Kylar: And Tito always deserves whatever is being done to him, hehehe
Kylar: No, the scary kind of boo
Regno: He certainly deserved the cliff.
Kanbei: But did the cliff deserve him?
Regno: . . . Posibly.
Titus: I hate you guys.
Regno: That's not what you said last night.
Regno: Also. . . *throws Titus over the cliff again* I'm late -_- .
Regno: So much for the protection you swore you used. . . if I'm now infected with your seed, I swear. . .
Titus: *climbs back up* Yeah I figured physical pummeling were just a turn on for you so I decided to get vengence on you another way.
Titus: feels Regno's belly* You feel that kick? He's gonna be a soccer player. Yes he is.
Regno: . . . *tears Titus limb from limb*
Titus: Don't excite yourself dear. Think of the child.
Kanbei: Regno would be the crankiest pregnant lady ever
Regno: There will be no child. If I have to excise it myself, there will be no child.
Kanbei: Telekinetic abortion?
Titus: Well its your own fault for putting me in that leg death grip of yours. Besides you can have a a bit of pure Argenian blood passed on in this world.
Regno: Don't try to guilt me into bearing your child by feeding me some crap about my duty to keep the Argenian race alive.
Regno: Besides which, you're a grungy tribesman, while I am of one of the most prestigious military families on Argenia.
Titus: Oh come on. Its your child to. Besides he'll probably take after you and the great spirit forbid you ever mate with an Earthling. Kid would probably have six toes.
Titus: No I'm a proud noble shaman and you are a tyranical genocidal tyrant.
Regno: I would rip out my own uterus if I ever became infected with the seed of a human.
Titus: And I bathe weekly thank you
Titus: Remeber thats were we started last night
Regno: I am the salvation of the Argenian people-- you should show more respect.
Titus: I think by giving you an heir I've shown you plenty respect
Regno: And yes, I am aware of how rarely you bathe-- it's the only time I can stand to be around you.
Titus: Oh come on you said you were aroused by my primal smell a few days ago.
Regno: I said "primal screams". Get it right.
Titus: No it was my primal smell I said I was aroused by your primal yell.
Regno: Well, you were pulling my hair at the time -_- . I should fillet you for that.
Titus: Well to be fair you were spanking me with the riding crop
Regno: I thought you would enjoy that. How was I to know it would only give you flashbacks to prior trauma back on the homeworld?
Titus: Well we're just lucky we didn't have anything sharp that I could scalp you with while I was in my "episode".
Regno: I hear therapy helps with those sorts of things.
Regno: Also, the first person to suggest anger management, dies slowly and painfully.
Titus: *snuggles* Well I think you know the type of therapy I need. *grabs her little appale*
Regno: If there is a spa-- er, child, it is bearing the Monarch name.
Regno: That is not negotiable.
Titus: Done but I choose the first name
Regno: It won't be anything too. . . barbarian-ish, I hope.
Titus: No no worries about that our little monarch is gonna be a jewel
Regno: . . . *worried already*
Titus: the cbox just got weirder
Regno: Is that even possible?
Titus: your having my kid I think it has
Regno: . . . Point taken.


Where does it go from here? Is Regno really pregnant with Titus' spawn er, baby? If so, what will they name it, and will it be born with a beard? Will they survive the late-night feedings and diaper changes, and will the child survive its mother's infamous temper? Will this story even go any further, or was it a one-off crack night in the box that will never be mentioned again? Stay tuned to the box and find out!

[Jo KIM]

"If he was allowed, he would likely wear pajama pants around and never go back to his robes. Do not encourage him to do so, however." -Avery's adopted profile

Not new, just that I happened to be reading it again, and found the latter sentence a really amusing addition.





*encourages Avery to wear pjs at every opportunity*

[Jo KIM]

Preserved for posterity. . . 'cause nobody would ever believe it otherwise. Edited here and there for space, 'cause it was a looooooong convo.


Jo: *hands Regno a little stick* Here, pee on this.
Regno: Excuse me?
Jo: It will help put an end to the CI soap opera mystery.
Jo: You pee on the stick, and in a few minutes it will tell you whether or not you are currently infected wi-- er, pregnant with Titus' baby.
Regno: A stick?
Jo: Not just any stick, it's gotta be one like that. But yeah.
Regno: *raises eyebrow* I'm not sure what to make of all this.
Jo: But inquiring minds like mine want to know!
Jo: Sooooo, go do it.
Jo: Er, please.
Jo: *hopes Regno no does kill her*
Chmia: I'm gone for a couple of month's and Regno gets pregnant?
Chmia: Damn, you let yourself go, Dictator Lady.
Regno: That all depends on how this. . . stick. . . turns out.
Chmia: So... that means the Dictator Lady actually gets some.
Chmia: Then how come you're still so moody all the time?
Regno: *still plans to excise the child if there is one* To have the child of a grungy tribesman would be an insult to my family line.
Jo: But it'll be good for your family line if you never produce an heir and the line dies out?
Chmia: I'm sure would rather her line dies out...
Regno: Quiet, mun.
Regno: Also, *drops Chmia off a cliff for having said that*
Regno: . . . *and reluctantly goes to pee on a stick* I'm sure I'll never hear the end of this one.
Chmia: I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! *Sings*
Regno: Note to self: always follow trips off cliffs with heavy objects, just in case victims can fly.
Chmia: Note to self: Sell the video she took of Regno and Kanbei. (er, whoever this is about)
Regno: *kills you even more for trying to imply she's had sex with Kanbei*
Regno: Not that Titus is much better -_- .
Jo: *eagerly awaits results of pee-stick*
Chmia: Oh! Titus, I stand corrected. Note to self: Sell the video of Regno and Titus.
Regno: *makes note to destroy video*
Chmia: Good luck with that.
Regno: How long do these tests take, anyway?
Jo: How would I know? I've never taken one.
Titus: *shuffles in and yawns* What'd I miss
Jo: Regno ish taking a pee-stick test.
Jo: Only, I have no idea how long they take.
Titus: a few minutes.
Titus: Don't ask me how I know that
Jo: *peeeeeeeeks @ stick*
Regno: You will explain the results of the stick. Now.
Jo: I will have the results of the test. . . after this commercial break!
Regno: *pushes the button on her TiVo to fast-forward the commercial break*
Titus: *jumps awake tossing Apollo to the otherside of the cbox and breaking the device further* I'M GONNA BE A FATHER! [ed. note: Apollo was making a Doomsday device. . . again. . . and Titus was lounging around on it.]
Jo: . . . Damn it, I needed those commercials.
Jo: Okay, so. . . the results of the pee-stick test are. . .
Jo: Positive? *backs away slowly*
Regno: There is no place far away enough for you to be safe.
Regno: *telekinetically drops her mun off the cliff, with a piano to follow for good measure*
Titus: *squeals joyously and picks up Apollo twirling around with him* YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Chmia: Awww, boy or girl?
Chmia: Or is it too soon for an ultrasound??
Apollo: *yowls loudly as he's swung around* PUT ME DOWN YOU SAVAGE OAF!!
Jo: *owies*
Jo: I think it probably looks like a sea monkey right around now.
Titus: *hugs Apollo and lets him go* Be free little Elysion creature.
Apollo: *gasps for air* ...going...to murder you...
Titus: *runs up and listens to Regno's belly* I'm here kiddo
Regno: -_-
Titus: *gasps* Did you feel that? He's gonna be a soccer player. Yes he is.
Regno: I think you're jumping ahead of things.
Kanbei: I believe you've said that before
Regno: I believe he is attempting to provoke me.
Titus: Dear careful. Think of the child. *awkwardly rubs the back of his head* I have haven't I. Ah wel.
Regno: Don't make me throw you into the gap. [ed. note: repeated references to the gap are 'cause Chmia-chan was watching Hulu and complaining of Gap ads during her show.]
Apollo: *fumes in a corner and waits to see if Regno will hurry up and murder Titus already, or if he'll have to do the job himself*
Titus: *squeels* Kitty! *huggles Apollo*
Regno: I worry for this child's intelligence.
Apollo: *mauls Titus*
Regno: *cries foul at lack of recognition for Argenian sports* [ed. note: an extended conversation on the difference between futbol and soccer had taken place]
Titus: Dear the child
Regno: If I hear you say that one more time, I will encase you in cement and drop you into the ocean.
Titus: Do what ever you need to keep you relaxed dera.
Titus: dear
Apollo: *makes it to the top of the cliff...and nods vigorously at Regno's plan*
Chmia: What does Regno do for relaxation?
Titus: encases me in cement and drops me into the ocean.
Chmia: If it is good for the baby...
Regno: Encasing him in cement and dropping him into the ocean would be a great start.
Regno: Other than the fact it procludes my hitting him up for support later.
*eats . . . with and on top*
Titus: *whispers* She's eating for two.
Chmia: I'd laugh if it was twins.
Kou: I wonder if the child will have Titus's beard...whether that means a bearded boy or a bearded girl is immaterial
Francisco: Bwak?
Regno: You are all horrid.
Regno: I need a bigger gap. . .
Regno: *contemplates where to find one big enough for everyone*
Titus: Hey buddy you're gonna be an uncle!
Francisco: BWAKBWAK!
Regno: A chicken?
Regno: A chicken is not an uncle. It is dinner.
Titus: I think you mean a roosta.
Regno: Still no uncle.
Chmia: No, a monkey.
Regno: A monkey is not an uncle.
Pilosus: *gets a little brother or sister?*
Regno: No.
Regno: Spiders are not siblings.
Pilosus: *cries and cries and cries*
Titus: *pettles Pilosus* Don't worry. You can be a sibling.
Pilosus: ^^_^^
Kanbei: So...how exactly did all of this happen?
Kanbei: srsly
Regno: If you don't know that, you may want to go ask your mother.
Titus: Pull up a chair Kanbei.
Regno: You see, when two people who can't stand one another get together in the box. . . things can start to happen. . .
Titus: It all started four months ago when Regno discovered my healing ability and proceeded to torture me in various ways. This continued for a month and well you know what they say happens when a man
Titus: and a woman spend too much time together. They turn off the Tivo.
Regno: Also, I believe it is a conspiracy of the muns.
Regno: It amuses them to put us into strange predicaments.
Titus: Well this has been going off on and off in the box for the last three months and well as Regno puts it. I'm a smelly barbarian with no etiquette. So here we are.
Regno: True.
Regno: Especially the smelly barbarian part.
Titus: You know you like it.
Regno: I enjoy the ability to take out aggressions on you with no ill effects. It's a great stress reliever.

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Vardia: *thinks the reason Dev likes capitalism is that he's rich*
Regno: Trouble in paradise?
Vardia: Dev's always been an ass. The only difference now is that he's out of jail.
Regno: Ah, having to put up with annoying people to accomplish goals is something I'm quite familiar with.
Vardia: It was a lot easier when he was still in jail. Of course, I couldn't put pictures of Lenin on his desk to annoy him while he was in jail and that's always fun. He screams like a little girl.
Regno: If he annoys you too much, there's always the option of killing him. I've used that with great success in the past.
Vardia: I try not to kill people just because they annoy me. That's what tyrants do and I refuse to become a tyrant who oppresses the people she claims to protect like the house of Serenity does.
Regno: *may slightly resemble the tyrant remark*
Vardia: It's a good thing you're dead or I might be forced to kill you myself. I do commend you for killing Neo Queen Serenity though. I'm only disappointed that I wasn't able to do it myself.
Vardia: Someone needs to bring that Crystal Palace down it is the ultimate symbol of her tyrany. A Palace which only a chosen few among the top of society may enter which provides a perfect hiding
Vardia: place for the royal family whenever there is trouble. While her people die in the streets, that bitch is protected. What makes her so much better than the rest of us!?
Regno: *needs to visit her own grave at some point* I hear it's quite popular with the youth. . . lots of tributes being left. Lots of young women following my cue on appearance. . .
Regno: I should be flattered.
Vardia: It should have been her who died in the Black Moon War, not my brother and all the other students who were lost when the Black Poison Crystal hit! She has no right to live for more than a
Regno: And yes, the death of the former queen was one of my proudest achievements.
Vardia: thousand years while Naz's life was snuffed out when he was just barely 18!!!
Vardia: And I'm going to make sure that her little spawn joins her in Hell, you have my word on that.
Regno: I like your anger.
Vardia: Of course I'm angry. That woman killed the most important person in the world to me.
Regno: Just as her family killed my entire world.
Regno: I understand your anger.
Vardia: You know, I think we could get along. If you weren't a power hungry dictator who kills people for no real reason other than her own gain.
Regno: Not only for my own gain. I would've liked to have gotten our homeworld restored, or made a new one. . . or killed all the humans and taken over theirs. . .
Vardia: Oh yeah? What about all the people you killed that shared the same goals and only difference from you was the way that they hoped to get there? Your BS and pretty speeches won't work with me.
Vardia: The facts are the facts. You killed your own people and several people on earth who were defenseless and offered no threat to your cause.
Vardia: I'm not counting people like the Queen. She deserved to die, but those innocent bystanders that you murdered in cold blood in the mall? I would never sink to your level.
Regno: Sounds like a challenge to me. *evil grin*
Titus: Damn. You leave for a few and It's hate on Dev day.
Regno: I'm an equal opportunity hater. There are very few people I can tolerate, and few to none I actually like.
Titus: Yeah in that case we'll have to make every Sunday hate on Dev day. Its official. I also motion that Saturday is Kanbei's get sloshed day.
Regno: I would like a day.
Titus: Then I hereby decree Monday is forever Regno's crush her enemy's bones and eat waffles day
Regno: Thank you.
Regno: *covers her waffles in ice cream and pizza*
Titus: Anything for you little apple

-It's too bad that Regno and Vardia can only meet in the c-box. :3

"Too bad you had to go and drop the ball on us. Er, that's an Earth term. . . for, you really screwed up, and now we're all screwed, and not in the good way."
- Jo on a visit to Regno's grave

That last part greatly amused me.

[Jo KIM]

Regno: *still thinks this new plot needs more Regno*
Regno: Of course, I may be ever so slightly biased.
Titus: just a smidge
Regno: Mun, make a post at my gravesite. I want to see the tributes.
Regno's mun: Or the graffiti.
Regno's mun: Although I'm starting to question whether you're really in there -_- .
Regno's mun: New party game! "Who's buried in Monarch's tomb?"
Regno: I like it.
Titus: OOH! I know this one. Uh? Ulyses S Grant!
Regno: Whom?
Titus: No? Blast! Uh? Lemme think. Napolean Bonapart!
Regno: *blinks*
Regno's mun: You would've liked him-- he was short and megalomaniacal, too!
Regno: You are not allowed to call me short-- you're even smaller.
Regno's mun: :-( Not by much!
Titus: Am I still wrong
Regno: I suppose one will never know unless the site is dug up.
Regno's mun: I bet all that's buried there are ashes, as those can never be tested for DNA.
Regno: *taking down notes* You're good at this, mun.


*starting to get slightly scared*

[Jo KIM]

Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki wants to evolve, whatever that means*
Jaki: *bes very evolved!*
Jaki: *bes da most evolvedest fishie eber*
Carbucketty: *wonders how evolution is supposed to make sense, but bes a fishie, so his opinion probably does not be very valid to scientists*
Carbucketty: *wonders if his sentience (cuz he bes da only sentient fishie evar, as Jaki does not be smart enough for sentience) will be an evolutionary breakthrough*
Jaki: *heard everything evolves, 'cause things that don't grow and change die out*
Carbucketty: *grows legs so he does not die?*
Carbucketty: *thinks that, if Ponyo can grow froggie legs and do magic, then turn into a human, than so can he!*
JunJun ((OOC)): Heh. There's a difference between natural selection and speciation and full blown evolution with fish becoming lizards becoming apes becoming humans.
(*notes here that natural selection is a large part of evolution, so not sure how one can believe one without the other, but meh*)
Jaki: *heard the lizards became birds, not apes*
Carbucketty: *heard that fishies became froggies, which became owlies!*
Carbucketty: *wonders if owlies became Manami*
Carbucketty: *thinks that Jaki just became smelly*
Manami: Evolution does not work that way, Carbucketty.
Carbucketty: ... *no u, LOL!*
Carbucketty: *also wonders who would want his picture printed out on a paddle, and thinks Tinypic is evil for suggesting that*
Manami: -_-
Jaki: *does not stink*
Jaki: *also, prints Carbucketty's picture out on a paddle and uses it to beat Carbucketty with*
Carbucketty: *wants to use his froggie legs to run away, but does not have any!*
Carbucketty: *thinks he will have to buy some later*
Jaki: *wonders how much those cost*
Jaki: *and if they bes bionic*
Carbucketty: *heard they were magic*
Jaki: *thinks there bes no such thing as magic*
JunJun ((OOC)): *shrughs* Yeah, there might be a few steps missing there but as I don't believe it actually happened that way it doesn't really matter.
Jaki: *thinks you're meant to ignore that Avery exists, and Sailor Senshi*
Jaki: *heard that the human genome project had proven that evolution was true*
Carbucketty: *heard Pokemon could evolve*
Carbucketty: *also heard that his owner bes an evolved human*
Carbucketty: ... *uhh, has no owner*
Carbucketty: *was kidding*
Jaki: *wonders if Pokemons bes real*
Jaki: *also, knows Carbucketty haves an owner, thinks da jig ish up*
Carbucketty: *thinks those are all lies*
Carbucketty: *thinks Lucas is a figment of Jaki's imagination*
Jaki: *heard that Carbucketty invented his owner *
Carbucketty: *thinks that's incredibly weird*
Jaki: *thinks that's just weird*
Jaki: *agrees for once*
Carbucketty: *disagrees, then*
Carbucketty: *thinks it bes brilliant and true, and haves an imaginary friend named Lucas*
Carbucketty: *thinks Lucas bes a clammie*
Carbucketty: *makes a necklace from Lucas' clammie pearls*
Jaki: *heard he was a big, hairy guy*
Carbucketty: *doth not protest too much, whatever that means*
Jaki: *wonders why his name isn't Pilosus, if he bes sooooo hairy*
Pilosus: *thinks that name might be taken already*
Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki loses, as clammies do not have hair*
Pilosus: *bes hairier than a clam*
Carbucketty: *does not dispute that*
Jaki: *wonders when Lucas became a clam anywayz*
Carbucketty: *thinks he was always an imaginary clam, and Jaki never noticed*
Manami: This whole thing is making me laugh hysterically... ^^;
Carbucketty: *does not be funny*
Carbucketty: *bes a very distiguished fishie!*
Jaki: *thinks spelling "honour with a U" does not make one distinguished*
Carbucketty: *does more distinguished stuff than that!*
Carbucketty: *spells colour, glamour, and valour with a U too!*
Carbucketty: *and spells practise with an S instead of a C, and programme with an ME!*
Jaki: *thinks the last one may be a sign of ego*
Manami: *thinks it's spelled catsup, too, even though kitties are ebil*
Manami: ...
Manami: Well, that was awkward.



Also, this:
Jaki: *believes there can't possibly be a god if JunJun's hair exists*

Truer words were never spoken by an imaginary fish in an RPG site chat box.

[Jo KIM]

Regno: I hereby declare that all Oregano will be renamed.
Regno: Also, Parmigiano Reggiano.
Regno: And that damned pasta sauce.
Regno: And apples, damn it!
Regno: *systematically eliminates all foods that could possibly be mistaken for her name*
Titus: Dear think of the child.
Regno: *skins Titus alive*
Regno: *and sews baby onesies out of his skin*


No exchange has ever more clearly illustrated what kind of mother Regno will be. *bes scareded already*