Amusing RP related quotes - Add your own!

[Jo KIM]

Maybe it's 'cause it's five in the morning and I am beyond tired, but this made me laugh uncontrollably:

Aobh: -swims around, happy to see a familliar fishie-
Jaki: *bes a stranger*
Jaki: *with a moustache*
Aobh: -peers at the moustache-
noodle: *bes a moustache*

[Jo KIM]

Strangeness frequently happens to me during chats:

[09:22] ayenmatthews: you and that fish....
[09:23] naia_zifu: He bes sugoi.
[09:23] ayenmatthews: i bet you sleep in the same bed!
[09:23] naia_zifu: He's a fish-- he doesn't have a bed.
[09:24] ayenmatthews: so you do sleep in the same bed!
[09:24] naia_zifu: He doesn't use a bed.
[09:25] ayenmatthews: i thought fishes slept in "water" beds? ^_^
[09:25] ayenmatthews: hehehehe
[09:25] naia_zifu: Jaki sleeps in his rocket, a lot of times.
[09:26] ayenmatthews: he has a rocket? o.o
[09:26] naia_zifu: Of course!
[09:27] ayenmatthews: fishes need rockets?
[09:28] naia_zifu: Jaki does.
[09:28] naia_zifu: He bes a space fishie.
[09:28] ayenmatthews: ...........................
[09:29] naia_zifu: *pokes you to read his stories, if you do not believe me*
[09:30] ayenmatthews: hey! don't poke me! -.-
[09:30] naia_zifu: Then believe! Believe in the power of the fish!
[09:31] ayenmatthews: Uh......... *believes*
[09:31] naia_zifu: If you believe in the power of Jaki, clap!
[09:32] ayenmatthews: *clap*

[HAYASE Manami]

The power of Jaki compels you!

[Jo KIM]

Inadvertant (?) C-box ecchi-ness!

Titus: New rule #6573: There shall be no more striking Titus with phallus shaped objects or crushing him with blue balls.

Er, no comment. . .

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This quote is from like a year ago (literally) in the c-box, but I saved it because it amused me and it never got posted in this thread so I thought I'd post it now.

Maetel: JunJun's hair defies the laws of gravity. ^-^
Manami: Yes it does. Does she use glue instead of hair gel?
JunJun: Screw the rules; I have GREEN HAIR! >D
Eleazar: That you do, Lady Juno.. that you do.
Shashu: Screw the rules I have money!
Shashu: *High fives JunJun for screwing the rules*
JunJun: And it lasts for more than a season too. *nods*
Tetsuda: Screw the money, I have rules!...oh wait a second..
JunJun: *high fives Shashu* Ummm... Who are you?
Jo: I just screw everybody ^_^ .
Shashu: Moorinoku Shashu, the Paris Hilton of Japan with a bit of Princess Diana thrown in.
Manami: Screw the...*draws a blank* I have nothing.

Massive Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series quoting going on if you didn't pick up on that.

[HAYASE Manami]

Moar fishie nonsense!

***

Manami: I just said "Did Jaki merely state how cool he was?" on another cbox...
Manami: -_-
Jo: Jaki bes invading your mind!
Manami: But I do wonder what Jaki would say if he could speak.
Jaki: *has that power*
Jaki: *to invade minds, not speak*
Jaki: *thinks fishies who can speak be lucky, though, wishes he could*
Jaki: *thinks if he could speak, he would ask for martinis that were shaken, not stirred, whatever that means*
Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki bes a human sympathizer*
Jaki: *haves no idea what Carbucketty means by that remark*
Carbucketty: *would ask humans why they betrayed him and made him live in an alley puddle that freezes over every winter*
Carbucketty: *and why mud and poison and poo sometimes fall in his puddle*
Carbucketty: *haves a very tragic life*
Manami: -_- Yes, because that's so likely.
Jaki: *thinks Carbucketty bes lying about his puddle, and really lives in luxury*
Carbucketty: *wonders why his puddle randomly catches fire too*
Carbucketty: *thinks da homeless humans are out to get him*
Carbucketty: *thinks da homeless humans are out to get him*
Jaki: *bets Carbucketty really has like a ten gallon tank with a fancy filter and live plants*
Manami: He repeats himself too.
Jaki: *thinks that bes a sign of insanity*
Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki bes insane*
Carbucketty: *for no discernable reason*
Jaki: *bes perfectly sane, except maybe for the delusion that he could mate with the woman who cares for him and have mermaid babies*
Carbucketty: *gags*
Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki has already had babies with that lady's hair*
Carbucketty: *and that's where noodle came from*
Jaki: *did not say that*
Carbucketty: *thinks it was said and cannot be unsaid*
Jaki: *thinks noodle bes just a friend, not a child or a lover*
Carbucketty: *thinks he bes all of the above*
Carbucketty: *thanks da fishie heavens that he's too mature to sing about Jaki and noodle sitting in a tree*
Carbucketty: *whatever a tree bes*
Jaki: *does not sit in trees, so there*
Carbucketty: *wonders what sitting is*
Carbucketty: *thinks it must be uncomfortable*
Carbucketty: *wonders how his fins could move that way*
Jaki: *thinks it's what humans do on those things called toilets*
Carbucketty: *and concludes it must be human propaganda intended to give pretty fishies (like himself and not Jaki) a bad image*
Jaki: *heard they pee and poo in those things, LOL*
Carbucketty: *thinks toilets be barbaric and scary*
Carbucketty: *gasps*
Carbucketty: *shakes finger sternly at Jaki -- or would if he had fingers*
Jaki: *heard toilets lead to the realm of the dead*
Carbucketty: *thinks Jaki is a n00b to fall for that ca-ca*

[Jo KIM]

From the box:

(Yes, Titus was pretending to be a king, for some reason.)

King Titus: I dunno Reignoodle. Kanbei is violent and determined enough to takje out all of us. I'd watch my back if I were you.
Regno: Simply because I have yet to kill him does not mean I'm oblivious to his motives and deeds. Very little goes on amongst the Arcana I don't know about.
King Titus: I'm just sayin don't underestimate brutes.
King Titus: Wait you're watching us?
Regno: I have to look out for the well-being of the other survivors, of course.
Regno: *faux angelic look*
King Titus: OoO Even when I poo?
Regno: You might want to eat a bit more roughage-- it'll help your regularity.

[Jo KIM]

Regno's voyeuristic tendencies are showing again!


Regno: *hooks the bigscreen HDTV to security cameras so she can watch all the Arcana, and Tivos it when she's not watching in person*
Ava: *moons the camera*
Ava: Watch that.
Regno: *not sure how Tivo works with security cameras, but is sure it must*
Regno: You have cellulite.
Ava: lies ...
Regno: *plays connect the dots with Ava's ass dimples*
Ava: My butt is as smooth and soft as a baby's
Ava: Ask Jo. *waggles eyebrows*
Jo: Oh yeah, I tapped that.
Regno: I know. I have it on Tivo.

[princessava]

Regno is a closet perv, and now we have the proof. *cackles*

[Jo KIM]

Things just keep looking worse for Regno ^^;;; .


Regno: You will address me as "Empress" or "Madam Monarch", not "Nurse", and certainly never "Regnoodle".
Titus: Thats not what you said last night.
Regno: Last night we were both terribly drunk. How else do you explain the threesome with my pet corpse?
Hikaru: *shivers*
Titus: Yeah I gotta admit that was a little weird. Hey but who knew you were so flexible.

[Jo KIM]

Jo: *hoorays Teenage Mutant Magician Ninja Turtles*
Chmia: ^^
Chmia: That reminds me, I should post as Makoto.
Jo: She needs to sue for turtle support.
Chmia: Wouldn't Kamekichi have to?
Chmia: I dunno how such legal matters work.
Jo: *scratches head* Are turtles allowed to file for legal proceedings?
Jo: Maybe it's like, if people have kids, the parents have to file things in their names for the kids.
Chmia: Turtle court?
Jo: New show! "The Turtles' Court"
Jo: With a turtle judge, natch.
Chmia: Totally would be Leonardo.


Quie clearly, we are putting far too much thought into this.

[Artemis]

Chmia: I piss Avery off. Not only have I given him the "Naughty Bunny" background, but I've also accused him of being the father of a turtle's babies.
Jo: I thought he liked Naughty Bunny, though. That was what he had when HoD played him.
Jo: Maybe he's just trying to give ou a hard time.
Chmia: Maybe he likes naked bunnies?
Chmia: Ew
Jo: Then shame on him for cheating with a turtle!




(And next on Jerry Springer...)

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"Yes, and once she woke up again she'd have a HUGE meal full of all the things she liked. First she'd have six slices of wheat toast, each with a different kind of jam on it, first raspberry, then apple, blackberry, strawberry, orange marmalade, pineapple... Damn. That still left quince, red plum, redcurrant, blackcurrant, plum, lemon, lime, grapefruit, grape, gooseberry, huckleberry... Well, maybe she'd have more than six pieces. And after that she'd have eggs, maybe some of them on toast, fixed at least eight different ways (hard-boiled, soft-boiled, scrambled, sunny side up, sunny side down, omelet, omelet rice, deviled, poached, pickled, well that was more than eight but who cared), and then she'd have a great big fruit salad with all the fruits she liked best, grape, banana, kiwi, several different kinds of melon, and of course, lots and lots of pineapples. And to drink with the meal she'd have white grape juice, apple juice, orange juice, strawberry kiwi juice, strawberry banana juice..." JunJun in "It's So Quiet"

Her fantasies of a huge meal amuse me. X3

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Another JunJun quote, because I'm shameless.

"She closed her eyes for a moment and then picked a girly-looking store at random and walked in, wondering in the back of her mind just who this Claire was and what use she could have for heart-shaped dangling earrings, trimmed with multiple pink sequins that also functioned as an MP3000 player." -JunJun in [.Great... Shopping..]

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"However, when someone questioned his toughness, he didn’t take that lying down. And even worse than that, she had the nerve, the sheer balls to question his ability to hold his liquor! The nerve! Who the hell did she think she was? Who the hell did he think he was?" -Kanbei in "The Best Kind of Medicine"

Typo or deliberate attempt to be funny? I have no idea.