Amusing RP related quotes - Add your own!

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"I really need to get one of those. . ." Jo's mind momentarily blanked on the word. ". . .celibate?" No, wait, that wasn't right. . . "Cellular? Phones one of these days."
-Jo in Night Life

I don't think Jo could ever get celibate. Not even a celibate phone.

[Jo KIM]

One of the raunchiest exchanges ever to happen in da box ^^ !


Helios: -whacks Jo-

Jo: You know what I like, baby.

Helios: -sighs- get your head out of the gutter Jo...-shakes his head and sits down.-

Jo: If you think you can find a better use for my head. . .

Helios: O.O

Helios: -runs away-

[Jo KIM]

More raunchiness from chat!


[16:48] Naia Zifu: He bes emo and listend to Dashboard Confessional in the corner while cuttin.
[16:48] *~*~Helios~*~*: nu uh
[16:48] Naia Zifu: *thinks so*
[16:48] *~*~Helios~*~*: Heck no
[16:48] Naia Zifu: *checks his arms and legs*
[16:48] *~*~Helios~*~*: *nothing*
[16:49] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: see?
[16:49] Naia Zifu: Hmm. *checks torso*
[16:49] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: nothing there either ^^
[16:50] Naia Zifu: Hmm. Only one more place to check. . .
[16:50] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: -jumps back-
[16:51] Naia Zifu: ^______________^ *checks there, too*
[16:52] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: uhhhhhhhhhh
[16:52] Naia Zifu: I get that reaction all the time when I do this.
[16:52] *~*~Helios~*~*: XD
[16:54] Naia Zifu: Ah well, didn't find any cut marks, but I found out some other interesting things ^____^ .
[16:54] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: shut it
[16:54] Naia Zifu: ^________^ I know your size.
[16:54] *~*~Helios~*~*: Helios: O.O uuhhh
[16:55] Naia Zifu: I meant the size of underwear you take! Geez, now whose mind is in the gutter?

[Jo KIM]

"A bizarre, stress-induced thought popped into her mind, yammering on over and over and, weirdly enough, drawing a faint smile to her face: Tentacoo wape! Tentacoo wape! Tentacoo wape!" -Gabby, in "Threat? or No Threat?"


*gets down on one knee* Marry me.

[HAYASE Manami]

"Carpe diem, as the saying goes...seize the carp!" - Gabby in "Ken Lee 2: Electric Boogaloo"

Gabby, you're starting to dominate this thread. We wub you anyway. ~<3

...And now for cbox craziness involving, yes, our beloved sentient bettas. Surprise, surprise. Dunno why, but this exchange struck me as being more random than others. ^_^;

Carbucketty: *begs owner to put a tank cat in his tank*
Jaki: *haves a rocket ship, which is better than a tank cat*
Carbucketty: *wants a tank cat sos he can tank cat into Mordor*
Jaki: *wonders if tank cats need to be fed*
Carbucketty: *heard that's a rather difficult feat, don'cha know*
Jaki: *wonders if tank cats eat fishies*
Carbucketty: *thinks they require gasoline*
Jaki: *heard that's expensive*
Carbucketty: *herd u liek mudkipz*
Jaki: *only liekz dem as friendz*

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I was quoting a movie in that one about the carp, but everything else is PURE GABBY GOODNESS

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Manami: I'd gladly do my own characters...if I were paid.

-From the box. . . but we were talking about making a CI wiki, not that! Get your minds out of the gutter!

[Jo KIM]

Non-members say amusing things in da box, too!

Oronde: who or what you?
Oronde: I don;t seen you as a senshi??
Oronde: oh..damn..she's black and bald..she's sailor africa?

I totally almost died reading that ^^ !

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Jo: *noodles through*
Virote: *chases Jo with a butterfly net*
Jo: *gets caught and mounted*
Virote: ... *says nothing*
Jo: I should not type while distracted.

...No comment.

[Jo KIM]

Virote: Penguin.
Jo: And a lovely penguin it is.
Virote: As long as you don't eat it @ your desk.
Jo: I thought that was the traditional place to eat them.

Note that the word "penguin" has been subbed in to protect the eyes of the innocent ^________^ . The things we get into in da box. . .

[broken]

Dev: What did I just walk in on
Titus: A family dispute
Virote: Family?
Titus: Yeah we're the last of the argenians so yeah. We're like a screwed up trailer park family
Titus: Want a hug brother?
Virote: Meh. *hugs*
Titus: See that wasn't so bad
Regno: I am no-one's mother figure.
Titus: No your more like the stuck up cousin
Virote: No, she's a cranky great-aunt.
Regno: Is that a crack on my age?
Virote: Yep. ^_^
Titus: *snicker*
Regno: Considering you're not much younger than I am, I don't believe you have room for suck cracks.
Regno: -_-
Regno: *beats her sleepy mun*
Virote: ... *falls over laughing*
Regno: *hides the evidence*
Regno: That never happened.
Virote: Too late! ^__^

...When an ebil dictator slips up, you can be sure someone will capitalize.

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. . . I will break you.

[Admin]

"We're all 'Helms Deep' over here. What about you?" - HoD to NQS across the room.

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"Yes, Regno doesn't get wet in the rain. . . and her shit doesn't stink, either."

-from a chat, but I couldn't resist using it ^^;

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Reading this really made my day! XD

"...yeah, and maybe then Queen Princess Monarch Lady Whatever would piss salsa and the two would have a grand fiesta" -Gabby, in "Not Another Pointless Thread"