Amusing RP related quotes - Add your own!

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24 Apr 11, 12:10 AM
Manami: Why am I so tall?

24 Apr 11, 12:11 AM
Jo: You stole height from me.

24 Apr 11, 12:11 AM
Jo: That's why I'm short.

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Hotaru: Regno has Regno face and Padma gets Padma face... i wonder if i have face of my own :-P
Regno: You are not special enough.
Hotaru: *cries and cries and cries*
Hotaru: *makes Regno's hair in an odango*
Regno: That'll never work.
Hotaru: *thinks it will ^^*
Regno: You need freakish amounts of hair for that.
Hotaru: *still makes Regno's hair into odango*
Regno: No.
Regno: *puts you in the dungeon*
Hotaru: hey, im he one who financed that dungeon!
Regno: And now you get to enjoy the fruits of your labours.
Hotaru: this dungeon has chocolate or kitties or kawaii stuff?
Regno: It has chocolate with spinach mixed in, two-headed mutant cats, and cute but evil creatures that eat your fingers and toes as you sleep.
Hotaru: so i cant enjoy it! *cries, runs away from da dungeon*
Regno: It's a dungeon. You can't run away.
Hotaru: *runs away still wif messiah powers*
Regno: Those don't work. It's a magical dungeon.
Hotaru: *still runs away wif messiah powers*
Regno: Impossible.
Hotaru: *still runs away*
Hotaru: *via the exit*
Hotaru: im free! freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regno: The door marked "exit" just leads into the deepest, darkest depths of the dungeon.
Regno: A nice bit of trickery, I thought.
Regno: Make them think they're getting away, when really they're just more trapped than ever.
Hotaru: *did not use that door, but the real exit*
Regno: There is none.
Hotaru: *thinks*
Hotaru: *huggles Regno chan wif lots of messiah lav*
Regno: I am not in the dungeon. I look on through my magical crystal.
Hotaru: *still huggles Regno chan wif lots of lots of messiah lav*
Regno: And TiVo all the best parts to enjoy again later.
Regno: And if I have to leave the room for a moment I pause the torture and continue later.
Regno: TiVo has changed the way I spy and torture for the better.
Regno: I would recommend the service to villains and dictators everywhere.

[HAYASE Manami]

Carbucketty says this is how the first story should end:

"The Honourable-with-a-U Space Pirate Captain King Carbucketty zoomed in dashingly aboard his sparkly space galleon, his faithful skeleton crew at his side. Narrowing his fishie eyes (which had eyelids just to be dramatic), he brandished his rapier and pointed it at the smelly ginger lady who bes a meanieface. 'Fire super OMG laser missiles,' he commanded with his deep and manly and sugoi voice. The super OMG laser missiles looked really cool and shiny as they collided with the smelly meanieface ginger lady, culminating with an brilliant explosion of vivid indigo and yellow. All that was left of her was smelly evil dust, which blew away in the same dramatic wind that blew through Carbucketty's hair (which he suddenly had) as he savored his victory. He felt like doing a happy widdle fishie dance, but decided against it because it would reflect poorly on his manliness. The day and the world were saved by The Most Honourable-with-a-U and Sugoi Space Pirate Captain King Carbucketty, Esquire, and everyone cheered and gave him wormies. Then everyone gave their workies to Jaki, to whom Carbucketty is better in every way. There was a huge party where Carbucketty was the star. It was actually the best party ever, and alla noodles in the world attended and became friends with him instead of Jaki. And then Carbucketty got a good owner instead of living in an alley puddle. After the best party ever was over, Carbucketty zoomed into space for lots more adventures! The end! Oh, and Jaki wasn't invited to the party. Neener-neener!"

[Jo KIM]

Kama: I lost my pencil. :-(
Kama: No, found it. It was under my chair.
Regno: Are you drawing?
Kama: *hides paper* ...No.
Regno: What are you drawing?
Kama: I said I'm not drawing.
Regno: Then why hide your paper?
Kama: So you won't see what I'm not drawing.
Regno: *looks anyway*
Kama: *screams and hides it*
Regno: You're drawing naked men.
Regno: You're drawing Simon Baker naked.
Kama: Nope.
Manami: He totally is.
Kama: Nope.
Kama: I'm trying to draw a cute goat boy.
Regno: Naked.
Kama: Not quite.
Regno: Is he wearing clothing?
Kama: Kinda.
Regno: More than a loincloth?
Kama: ...No.
Regno: Naked.
Kama: Not quite.
Manami: *rides the nude elevator*
Kama: *joins*

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Manami: Bob
Manami: The Senshi in Spanish are called Guerreros, not Soldadas.
Mayumi: curse you and your Spanish

Dunno why, that made me giggle

[Jo KIM]

Hotaru: Padma scared me at first
Manami: The Divya do that to you a lot. :-P
Hotaru: mostly, yes
Hotaru: Kama doesnt fear me, though
Hotaru: and Kyra do not too
Hotaru: he's like a giant kitteh who needs lav! *pettles him*
Manami:
Manami: Even though he bites peoples' throats?
Hotaru: he did that? "
Hotaru: ah, well, Robert Petinson does that in Twilight and girls all around the world go crazy over him
Hotaru: plus Kyra is a giant kitteh ^^
Hotaru: and kittehs = kawaii
Manami: He bit someones' throat in da box once, I think.
Hotaru: i dont think i ever saw him in the box
Hotaru: when i asked why i as told he got poked by people and it hurt him
Hotaru: so i wanna be his friend and no-hurt him ^^
Hotaru: plus, he's a giant kitteh
Manami: He bes too easy to fluster.
Hotaru: *huggles giant sun kitteh all around the place*
Manami: *pettles da Hotaru's weird judge of character*
Hotaru: what's wierd about it? he's a kitty. kitty = cute, needs to be huggled, giant kitty = moar huggling surface! ^^

[Jo KIM]

Manami: *wonders when Michal is gonna enter that thread, LOL*
Hotaru: which one?
Manami: Flower Power.
Hotaru: oh, she cant; it says "Parvati&Sol"
Hotaru: Michal=/=Sol
Hotaru: and also Michal=/=Parvati
Hotaru: so she cant be there -_-
Manami: What about Kama?
Hotaru: but im happy to see you lav my chara! ^^
Manami: He does not be Sol or Kama.
Manami: ...Wait.

[HAYASE Manami]

Llama in a Wig: *nuzzles da glaive*
Hotaru: careful with it, its dangerous
Llama in a Wig: *wonders why*
Hotaru: because if the glaive falls the world ends
Llama in a Wig: *gasps*
Llama in a Wig: *thinks da world is pretty and should not end, and may possibly not want to be friends wif Hotaru* :-(
Hotaru: oh, no, not again... >.>
Llama in a Wig: *looks wif tearful llama eyes*
Llama in a Wig: *thinks Hotaru should not destroy da world*
Hotaru: i dont want to destroy the world
Hotaru: but some day in the distant future the day will come...
Llama in a Wig: *cries and cries and cries*
Hotaru: dont cry, llama chan
Hotaru: after death comes rebirth
Hotaru: we all will be born again
Hotaru: and live until the next time the glaive will fall, and after that will be born again... its endless
Llama in a Wig: *bes confused*
Hotaru: the point is, you dont need to be sad because you will be reborn again
Llama in a Wig: *bes already born, does not see a reason to be born again*
Llama in a Wig: *thinks that would mean twice as many birthday parties wif nummy cake, though* *O*

Trying to explain BSSM canon to a llama in a wig? Yeah, not such a great idea.

[Jo KIM]

Jo: I've never done real crossplay. I've done Kyouya just for fun in my room. . . which sounds ecchi, but I mean random bedroom cosplay!

Everything sounds worse when I say it on Jo's name.

[Jo KIM]

Manami: ...A straight male friend just texted me "man i love the way men smell yummy".
Manami: It's a mass text, too.
Regno: . . .
Manami: I think someone got ahold of his phone.
Regno: A joke?
Manami: I think so.
Manami: Unless everyone just happens to realize they're gay when around me.
Manami: *sexies*
Regno: Well, you certainly would put me off men.

[HAYASE Manami]

I guess it's just one of those nights.

---

Regno: *feeds Pilosus a *
Pilosus: ^O^
Pilosus: *noms*
Pilosus: *bes disappointed when it doesn't taste like bugs*
Manami: *pettles Pilosus, but not too hard*
Pilosus: ^^O^^
Pilosus: *does not know where the other eyeses went on that first smiley*
Manami: Jaki took them.
Manami: I heard Jaki likes to take eyes, and that Carbucketty lives in an alley puddle.
Pilosus: *wonders why Jaki wants moar eyeses*
Manami: I heard it's because he's evil and does things just to be mean.
Pilosus: :
Manami: Gee, I wonder where I heard these things from...
Pilosus: *also wonders*
Pilosus: *thinks if it bes on Wikipedia it must be true, so checks there*
Carbucketty: *also wonders* *and rubs fishie fins together sinisterly*
Pilosus: *reads on Wikipedia that Jaki bes a village in Poland, so thinks it must be true*
Manami: LOL
Pilosus: *wonders how come a village steals his eyeses*
Manami: That's just one of those things you're not meant to question.
Regno: That idea is preposterous. You should question everything.
Pilosus: *questions half the things*
Regno: No, you're doing it wrong.
Pilosus: *questions 2/3 the things?*
Regno: No, more.
Pilosus: *questions 3/4 the things and a pony*
Regno: You're closer.
Regno: Question everything including the pony.
Pilosus: *questions da pony about where she was on the night of July 16th, 1872*
Manami: You're aware that your pet fails at evil, right?
Regno: Impossible.
Regno: He's my pet, ergo he must be evil.
Pilosus: *heard ergo bes made of snailses*
Regno: That's escargot.
Pilosus: *noms escargot wif Margot Kidder*
Manami: I heard ergo is a kind of fungus that grows on wheat and makes you hallucinate.
Regno: -_-
Pilosus: *thinks that bes why Margot Kidder went crazy that time*
Regno: Ergo is not escargot or ergot.
Regno: And it has nothing to do with Margot Kidder, whoever that is.
Pilosus: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margot_Kidder ^^O^^
Manami: So it must be true.
Regno: -_-

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Cuz it's da box.

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Manami: *does not eat dead animals, PETAs around self-righteously*
Kama: But he'll eat the live ones.
Jo: Weird mental image of Manami chasing down cows and just biting them.
Hotaru: i bet moo cow will be threaled to hear that
Manami: -_-
Jo: LOL
Jo: Now I'm imagining he just comes up behind Parvati and bites her on the ass.
Hotaru: i think her reaction will include a wheel
Hotaru: based on how i know her so far
Jo: It's a funny mental image, though.
Manami: ?
Hotaru: LOL now i imagined her rolling Keiki at Manami
Jo: Manami comes up and bites her on the ass. She turns around and throws a kid at him.
Hotaru: totally makes sense
Kama: ...
Kama: ...
Kama: ...

[Jo KIM]

Just 'cause it amused me:

The train that took them up to the hot springs resort was steam-powered, like a relic from an era so long ago even Haruka couldn't remember. But the trip had been scenic and uneventful, so who was she to complain? Tenoh Fucking Haruka, that's who!

-A Little R&R

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Just because he was a cat didn't mean he always have to be right, dang it!
-CereCere in Weekly Kitty Meeting

'Cause everybody knows cats are always right!

[Jo KIM]

Manami: Tito, you're a real man.
Manami: *bes a fake man*
Manami: *thinks that must mean his man parts are made of Silly Putty*
Jo: *uses Manami's man parts to pull comic strips off the paper*
Hotaru: O.O"