Amusing RP related quotes - Add your own!

[Jo KIM]

Leo: Kk, I know the original Sailor moon story line REALLY REALLY well
Leo: so I shouldn't have any probs understanding yours


Or so he thinks. . . *ebil laughter, lightning in the background*

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Amets: *eats men's Pocky*
Amets: These don't taste like men at all.
Jo: LOL
Adishree: ovo;
Hotaru: .....
Kama: And Amets knows a thing or two about what men taste like.
Kama: Take that as you will.
Hotaru: OMG O.O
Amets: Amd Kama knows a thing or two about dying in a fire.
Amets: Or he will once I'm through with him. *cracks knuckles*
Adishree: Ovo;
Kama: *puts on glasses* You can't hit me now. It's against the rules to hit a guy with glasses.
Amets: *puts on glasses* Is it against the rules for a guy with glasses to hit another guy with glasses?
Kama: That's doubly against the rules!
Adishree: ovo;
Amets: Fine, then I'll just take the old-fashioned route. *takes off Kama's glasses* There. Null and void.
Kama: ... *shrieks like Velma* My glasses! I can't see a thing without them! *crawls around on the floor looking for them*
Adishree: Ovo;
Amets: Adishree sure is making a lot of owl faces tonight.
Adishree: Indeed.


But is her owl face wearing glasses?

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(we were talking about PallaPalla before that happened)

Titus: That was Titus' original alias
Titus: never got to use it though
Hotaru: you was named pallapalla?! O.O
Manami: PallaPalla bes adorable.
Titus: no no Jake Malone
Hotaru: oh...
Neo Queen Serenity: Manami was the original CereCere.
Hotaru: if you were called pallapalla that was spookie
Manami: *imagines Tito with PallaPalla's hair*
Hotaru: XDXD

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(and that one happened a little after the previous one)

Manami: Was that the PallaPalla who stuffed her bra with candy?
Neo Queen Serenity: *BLINK*
Hotaru: *hopes some day well have a full quartet*
Amets: Titus, I've sent my PM
Hotaru: nami chan, you pervert!
JunJun ((OOC)): Yes, she was.
Manami: What?
Manami: I was just saying, we had a PallaPalla player who had PallaPalla keep candy in her bra
JunJun ((OOC)): Not perverted, Hotaru. PallaPalla hid candy there so the teacher could confiscate it. XD
JunJun ((OOC)): *couldn't
Neo Queen Serenity: couldn't*
Manami: She's smarter than she acts/
Hotaru: XDXDXD

[Jo KIM]

Chibi-ness has returned to da box! Poor David . Also, the birth of a new pet in da chibi thread?


Jo: You're already acting like a chibi, LOL!
Jo: But you still look old and wrinkled like a raisin!
Adishree: Haha
David: I do not!
David: I am far from being a raisin, thankyouverymuch!
Manami: Raisins are yummy...
Amets: Why did everyone (literally) turn back into children?
Jo: That's what people look like when they get old and their faces get all wrinkly.
Adishree: No clue.
Jo: And Manami started it!
David: *is not a child*
Manami: *totally did*
Jo: He's an old man.
David: Will you stop saying that?
Jo: Nope.
Manami: *does not be an old man*
Jo: 'Cause you're all wrinkly and old like a raisin man! *giggles*
David: -_-
David: I will not hit a child. I will not hit a child.
Manami: Raisin Man! Does he have raisin powers?
Jo: Yes
Amets: Raisin' powers? That must mean he can either levitate or raise the dead.
Jo: He has the power to make people all dry and raisiny like he is.
Manami: Oh no!
Jo: So don't let him catch you!
David: -_-
David: You can go back to being grownups any time now.
Jo: Don't wanna.
Jo: Being a kid is much more funner.
Freaky Thing: AKJGSJDVFSHGDCKH! *rampages*
Jo: *screams and hides*
David: "More funner" is bad grammar. :-P
Jo: No, you're a bad gramma!
Adishree: Oh my ovo
David: I am not a grandma.
Freaky Thing: LIFHKSHFKSUGFUKSGDUK!
Jo: I guess that's why you're so bad at it, then.
Freaky Thing: *apparently just swore*
Adishree: Naughty ovo
Jo: Gramma, wash that thing's mouth out wif soap!
David: I am not a grandma.
Manami: You're a bad gramma!
Manami: Grammas aren't supposed to be old raisin mans!
Adishree: *hands David a bar of soap* Have fun ovo;
David: -_-
David: I think I'm just gonna go now. I'll be back later, when you've all grown up.
Jo: *sniggles* Gramma left us.
Jo: *sniffles on top of sniggles*
Manami: What's a sniggles?
Jo: I dunno.
Manami: *picks up a random bunny rabbit* Is this Mr. Sniggles?
Jo: Maybe! Let's ask him!
Manami: *looks bunny rabbit in the face* Are you Mr. Sniggles, Mr. Sniggles?
Manami: He says yes! *hugs him and squeezes him and calls him George*
Jo: Hi, Mr. Sniggles!
Jo: But don't call him George, 'cause it's not polite to call grown-ups by their first names.

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Neo Queen Serenity: Ahaha, Tabloids!
Neo Queen Serenity: "ALIEN BABY ALREADY 5 POUNDS!"
Neo Queen Serenity: "ARGENIAN BABY HAS 18 STOMACHS"
Neo Queen Serenity: "INFANT ANTICHRIST"
Neo Queen Serenity: "NEO QUEEN SERENITY REINCARNATED IN ARGENIAN INFANT."
Manami: No, no, nooo.
Manami: Argenian/Human hybrids are vampires.
Neo Queen Serenity: "ARGENIAN-HUMAN HYBRID HAS SKIN OF DIAMOND*

Possibly tabloid headlines to be used in RP fo rlz yo!

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Hotaru: ima back from dinner, it was god ^_^
Manami: How blasphemous.
Hotaru: what does it mean?... XD
Manami: Dinner was god? You ate GOD?
Manami:
Hotaru: oh my

If God reads this... please, forgive me XDXD

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"When you live as long as we do, everything's ephemeral. Those of us who've managed to keep our hearts all this time, I think it's because we never stop appreciating the little transient things. A flower blooms for only a few short days, but the whole world is made just a little more beautiful by its presence. You give someone the silk kind, and soon enough it becomes just another thing that needs dusting; they no longer see the beauty. Any flowers I give Padma are gonna be the real kind."

-Kama in "Well Wishes"

He's such a sweetie <3 !

[Jo KIM]

Jo: My wrist hurts.
Kama: *nods knowingly*
Manami: Dotdotdot.
Jo: Not because of that!
Jo: Perv.
Kama: Not perv, Divya of Love.


to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to :-P

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Akihiko: We have control over teh cbox
Hotaru: yeah, lets do it *does so*
Akihiko: w-w-wait, do what!? o.o
Hotaru: control da box, you pervert! xD

I had no idea he is that kind of guy, LOLZ

[Jo KIM]

Kama: So, just curious, what do you think I look like for real?
Hotaru: like how you look now, minus the goatie stuff
Kama: Nah, totally plus goat.
Hotaru: totaly minus
Kama: With extra goat.
Kama: For more goaty pleasure.
Hotaru: no goat at all
Aoide: Yay!
Kama: All goat.
Hotaru: oh, so much TMI
Kama: I'm so much goat I'm two goats.

[Jo KIM]

Jo: They are talking about eating poop on TV.
Jo: These are the things my housies watch.
Amets: I certainly don't eat poop.
Amets: Despite what Wikipedia says.
Jo: Pilosus says if you read it on Wikipedia it must be true.
Kama: You eat poop?
Amets: I do not eat poop.
Jo: Does Wikipedia say you eat poop?
Kama: I hope you don't eat poop. My monkey's legs are made of poop.
Kama: My monkey will be an amputee.
Kama: Or just turn into a normal monkey, not sure which.
Chmia: I wonder if there are even any nutrients left at that point....
Jo: Love how the whole box gets involved in the poop-eating discussion.
Amets: Wikipedia mentions that some kinds of moths eat poop.
Kama: You stay away from my monkey.
Amets: I just said I don't eat poop. Why do people not believe that?
Jo: Wait, I heard luna moths don't eat anything.
Jo: They don't have any mouths.
Amets: Well, I did say I don't eat.
Amets: So I'll just leave that up to interpretation.
Kama: I can't believe you don't eat.
Kama: You couldn't live that long with no eating.
Kama: Or get that fat.
Amets:

[Jo KIM]

Manami: *boobies*
Star: ;
Kama: The newbie is dead! Somebody clean up the mess before it stinks!
Ava: o-o;
Star: ;
Jo: Not it!
Titus: not it!
Star: *is not it as is dead*
Kama: *looks around*
Kama: Aw, come on!
Akihiko: Not it!
Kama: Why does the goat boy gotta clean it up?
Star: *cause da goat boy is cute*
Ava: *giggles*
Kama: The dead guy is coming onto me! *points!*
Jo: *chokes*
Akihiko: What have I stumbled in on? =o

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Hotaru: some of the bible is completely a mith. Adam and Eve, for example
Jo: *believes in Adam and Steve, LOL*

aaand that's what happens when the teaspoon takes over the box, teehee!

[Neo-Queen Serenity]

Jo: Oh, the other thing that makes me feel self-conscious is looking at celebs, because celebs can afford all kinds of Botox and surgery and shit. Celebs can be like 60 and look 30. I wish I can do that.
Hotaru: oh, they dont look like 30, please. they look like people wif only one facial expression
Manami: They bes IRL box sprites!

and again... TEEHEE!